Yer Halloween costume

[syrenn]

What kinda bear?
Brown, black, kodiak, grizzly, polar? I need more info.

Completely I guess

I suppose I could shame the men and excite the ladies, but in the interest of maintaining friendships I might not want to do that.

That Life ya know.

 

[MeBelle]

Go Au natural?
Bring a speedo for guests that may be offended.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

Yeah, I stopped dressing up for Halloween when I was like Ten-teen as well..

I'd show up dressed as usual and then say "I'm me."

That be a good joke no???..

Show up as a businessman wall street broker.... Suit and tie and all.

Imagine that

Imagine someone asking you "what the hell are you" then you can say "I'm the boogyman from Wall Street"

 

[editec]

Go as a sheet.

That costume requires that you put a sheet over your head.

I think you can manage that, can't you?

 

[earlycuyler]

Do you own a trench coat??

I did that once when I was 17, except with out the coat. Got in a heap of trouble.

 

[Ernie S.]

I always dress as a biker. Always.

Chaps and all?

Don't do chaps.

 

[Ernie S.]

I always dress as a biker. Always.

Even in the shower?

Yup. tats, you know.

 

[Ernie S.]

Do bikers shower?

Sometimes we ride in the rain, so yes.

 

[FuelRod]

You could go as an OWS protester.

I wish you would have told me this 3 weeks ago.
10 days of body funk isn't going to cover it.

 

[peach174]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

Your user name says Mountain Man - go as a Mountain Man, just buy a cheap wig and beard.

 

[kwc57]

I've always like this costume.

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[alan1]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

Your user name says Mountain Man - go as a Mountain Man, just buy a cheap wig and beard.

I could use the same costume next year and say I am a homeless person.

 

[alan1]

Go Au natural?
Bring a speedo for guests that may be offended.

You are only the second person I've ever known that wanted to see me in a speedo.

 

[alan1]

Completely I guess

I suppose I could shame the men and excite the ladies, but in the interest of maintaining friendships I might not want to do that.

That Life ya know.

I have a life?

 

[syrenn]

I suppose I could shame the men and excite the ladies, but in the interest of maintaining friendships I might not want to do that.

That Life ya know.

I have a life?

I am sure that Most of the time you do

 

[Zoom-boing]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

This is Dexter and he's wearing his kill shirt/outfit. Don a pair of black leather gloves and you're good to go. A brown Henley shirt should be easy to find.

 

[percysunshine]

Go Au natural?
Bring a speedo for guests that may be offended.

You are only the second person I've ever known that wanted to see me in a speedo.

You are just going to hang that home run pitch right up over the plate...aren't you.

 

[alan1]

I am sure that Most of the time you do

I am sure that Some of the time you do

Fixed it for you.

 

[syrenn]

To much Pac-Man?

 

[alan1]

To much Pac-Man?

Women only like Pac-Man because they can get eaten 3 times for a quarter.