Yep, here I am

[JamesE]

I like Kittens, Puppies, my kids, my guns and my wife, most of the time. I live in the sticks away from the general population which I find generally uninteresting or appealing.

 

[Moonglow]

Howdy from the hillbillies of the Ozarks..Where the Clampets used to tread...

 

[007]

Hello from back woods, Podunk, WI.

 

[norwegen]

During those few times you don't like kittens, what do you do with them?

 

[Yarddog]

During those few times you don't like kittens, what do you do with them?

Lets just say hes got some pretty fat hogs behind the shed.

 

[JamesE]

Howdy from the hillbillies of the Ozarks..Where the Clampets used to tread...

Haha, I am a Hillbilly from the Ozarks where the Clampets use to tread.

 

[deannalw]

That's all this board needs... another fuckin hillbilly!

Welcome!

 

[Auld Phart]

Jump in, the waters fine...

Can't jump?

 

[Yarddog]

I like Kittens, Puppies, my kids, my guns and my wife, most of the time. I live in the sticks away from the general population which I find generally uninteresting or appealing.

Well, we're both interesting and appalling around here, you came to the right place.

 

[aaronleland]

I could live without the kittens, puppies, kids and wife.

 

[Auld Phart]

I could live without the kittens, puppies, kids and wife.

why??

 

[JamesE]

I could live without the kittens, puppies, kids and wife.

Well I need the kittens to feed the hogs, the puppies to warn me of uninvited trespassers which may also be feed to the hogs, the kids to take care of me when I get a little older and the wife to make my dinner and wash my clothes.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Howdy from the hillbillies of the Ozarks..Where the Clampets used to tread...

Haha, I am a Hillbilly from the Ozarks where the Clampets use to tread.

Hillbilly, eh?

I'm Billy. How about you be Jed so we avoid confusion?

Welcome.

 

[aaronleland]

I could live without the kittens, puppies, kids and wife.

why??

That's just a stupid question, Will. Don't be so stupid, stupid.

I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. Let's tongue kiss and make up.

 

[Auld Phart]

I could live without the kittens, puppies, kids and wife.

why??

That's just a stupid question, Will. Don't be so stupid, stupid.

I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. Let's tongue kiss and make up.

 

[saveliberty]

I could live without the kittens, puppies, kids and wife.

You got zero chance of ridding yourself of the kitten, just saying.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

During those few times you don't like kittens, what do you do with them?

He said he likes kittens. It's the wife he likes "most of the time."

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Welcome.

You got that Still fired up yet?