Write a Story

[Bonzi]

Dinner was...

 

[playtime]

Question!!!! How does this work? You want to build on the previous reply or one poster come up with a whole story?

 

[Bonzi]

Question!!!! How does this work? You want to build on the previous reply or one poster come up with a whole story?

build on the last reply, so everyone participates in writing the story....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Dinner was...

...cancelled because the porkchops offended Muslims. So we decided to eat at a halal restaurant, then when we finished Yelped about it giving it the worst review you could imagine.

 

[September]

But then we brought the Muslims some Afgahn Kush. The holy blunt was passed between Christians and Muslims and Pagans and Jews, and there was peace.​

 

[Auld Phart]

until they served Neapolitan ice cream for dessert, and everyone fought over the flavors

 

[playtime]

Everyone started giggling & someone broke out some Cat Steven albums...

 

[miketx]

Then, someone realized Cat Stevens was a muslim and shot him 16 times.

 

[Bonzi]

Panic ensued and a riot began. More gun shots were fired at the crowd....

 

[miketx]

...began to scream, "THIS IS A GUN FREE ZONE!"

 

[Auld Phart]

...began to scream, "THIS IS A GUN FREE ZONE!"

and people came from all over the neighborhood to get free guns, only to find out

 

[Bonzi]

the free guns were all out of ammunition......

 

[miketx]

...that only the bullets were free. Anything else was death incarnate.

 

[Bonzi]

There was one guy from Texas, however, that had ample supply of guns and other devices....

 

[miketx]

...They watched this guy, with all the other devices, as he slowly crept up to the alien space craft. We noticed he had something rolled up in a blanket, but couldn't be sure what it was. OMG! In a moment of sheer terror, we saw the alien, and the guy with the devices was feeding the alien a man that he had rolled up in the blanket...

 

[Bonzi]

but really, it was a woman, and she was still alive and got away, she ran and humanoid robot came and started toward the man with the weapons and devices...

 

[Carla_Danger]

And all the weapons and devices couldn't make up for the fact that, that guy from Texas is suffering from small penis syndrome.

 

[miketx]

..things suddenly took a turn for the worse as my sacrifice suddenly escaped from the mandibles of my hungry alien friend. The tech droids suddenly came toward me and I had no choice but to turn my 40 gigawatt pulse cannon on them, churning them up into tiny pieces if human like tech trash.

I would have to find more food for the octo-poid...

 

[miketx]

...I quickly scanned the area where I saw Carla hiding in the shadows, watching the alien. I had to eliminate her because she was the only one who knew i had a small penis.....I hope the alien liked munching out on a tough old beotch!