Would I make a cool country boy?

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[HereWeGoAgain]

Have you ever even touched a horse?
A cow maybe,possibly a chicken...
Have you ever shot a deer and gutted it? Eat a possum?

 

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Have you ever even touched a horse?
A cow maybe,possibly a chicken...
Have you ever shot a deer and gutted it? Eat a possum?

I touched a chicken...

 

[Hossfly]

Country boys don't wear shades.

 

[fncceo]

Would I make a cool country boy?​

That depends on what country.

 

[Mortimer]

That depends on what country.

Good ol USA...

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I touched a chicken...

Was it in the meat department of your local grocery store?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Country boys don't wear shades.

Unless of course you're fishing.
Ya gotta have them shades so you can see into the water.

 

[cnm]

I touched a chicken...

Choking doesn't count...

 

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[whitehall]

Is it my imagination or is old Mort trolling for a gay hookup? Monitors take note.