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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male...... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.......
Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family Male........Trying
not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male....... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.!
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male....... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
AND;
He said . . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the sink while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said . . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said
.
. . I would but you're never there.
He said . . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time
He said . . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper? She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking? She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
She said . . . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every night? He said . . . . A widow.
He said . . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She
said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male...... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.......
Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family Male........Trying
not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male....... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.!
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male....... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
AND;
He said . . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the sink while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said . . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you? She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said
.
. . I would but you're never there.
He said . . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time
He said . . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper? She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and Good- looking? She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
She said . . . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is
every night? He said . . . . A widow.
He said . . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She
said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
