Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles

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Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.


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“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.

Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.

Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.


Check out that Mugshot tho: Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull s Testicles
 
Bites off pit's balls, knocks someone out with a tricycle, digs hole to hide underground while breathing through a garden hose.
This woman is fucked up.
 
Wow. Just wow.

And she has a son, so someone fucked THAT? It boggles the mind.
 
By the way, if her intent was to eat the dog, interesting she started with the nuts.
 
Holy shit! Thats a sample of our fucked up population.
 
Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.


old-woman-mug-640.jpg


“Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus.

Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident.

Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.”

The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.


Check out that Mugshot tho: Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull s Testicles

This story needs banjo music...
 
By the way, if her intent was to eat the dog, interesting she started with the nuts.
Animals typically start with the ass hole.

Damn..i was hoping she bit off pit bull the rappers nuts.
 
The woman is obviously insane. It's a shame that this gets National attention.
 
My question is why that dog didn't rip that hag's face off. I thought they were tough as nails. :dunno:
 
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They should turn her loose in Baltimore! Bite off enough nuts...and a lot of problems solved haha
 
boone county, isn't that where bones lives?

btw i noticed this story is only found at a site called stuppid dot com
 
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