With Ban On International Students, Harvard Forced To Begin Accepting Students From Ohio

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With Ban On International Students, Harvard Forced To Begin Accepting Students From Ohio​

Education·May 28, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

CAMBRIDGE, MA — With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio.

"I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."

With international students unable to attend and hundreds of admissions slots to fill, the University began considering what was once unthinkable: allowing human beings from the Midwest on campus. "Maybe we can let someone from Illinois in. Do they speak English there? I'm not familiar," said Don Harmon, Vice Dean of Admissions. "I suppose these students will want to bring their chickens and hay to the dorm, I believe that's what these people like. Appalling. This feels like inviting baboons to a royal wedding."

Despite its best efforts, Harvard remained unable to fill its final slots and ultimately made the difficult decision to begin accepting students from Ohio. "We have to face reality. We have to face Ohio," said Donahue. "After centuries of keeping Harvard Ohio-less, today we are mailing our first acceptance letters to Columbus. I'm literally throwing up in my mouth saying it."

At publishing time, the students in Ohio had laughed heartily for hours at the idea that any of them would ever want to go to Harvard over Ohio State.

 

[Mack The Finger]

I read they are take'n half smart ghetto rats !

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Harvard has become a far left hate machine.

 

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With Ban On International Students, Harvard Forced To Begin Accepting Students From Ohio​

Education·May 28, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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CAMBRIDGE, MA — With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio.

"I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."

With international students unable to attend and hundreds of admissions slots to fill, the University began considering what was once unthinkable: allowing human beings from the Midwest on campus. "Maybe we can let someone from Illinois in. Do they speak English there? I'm not familiar," said Don Harmon, Vice Dean of Admissions. "I suppose these students will want to bring their chickens and hay to the dorm, I believe that's what these people like. Appalling. This feels like inviting baboons to a royal wedding."

Despite its best efforts, Harvard remained unable to fill its final slots and ultimately made the difficult decision to begin accepting students from Ohio. "We have to face reality. We have to face Ohio," said Donahue. "After centuries of keeping Harvard Ohio-less, today we are mailing our first acceptance letters to Columbus. I'm literally throwing up in my mouth saying it."

At publishing time, the students in Ohio had laughed heartily for hours at the idea that any of them would ever want to go to Harvard over Ohio State.

With the foreign students paying full freight gone, there’ll be less money available for scholarships for American students.

 

[Votto]

Harvard has become a far left hate machine.

Only for Jews.

You can use hate speech for Jews just not anyone else like for Blacks or gays or you get kicked out of school.

 

[Votto]

With the foreign students paying full freight gone, there’ll be less money available for scholarships for American students.

It has become the playground for the uber rich and "minorities" period.

That is all it really is.

That means if you are not a minority, you don't get in. And when I say minority, I should exclude Asians from the mix because even though they are a minority, the Left hates them because they have a great work ethic which means they usually have better grades than their counterparts, so they are shunned and not allowed to attend, even though they are the most deserving.

 

[konradv]

It has become the playground for the uber rich and "minorities" period.

That is all it really is.

That means if you are not a minority, you don't get in. And when I say minority, I should exclude Asians from the mix because even though they are a minority, the Left hates them because they have a great work ethic which means they usually have better grades than their counterparts, so they are shunned and not allowed to attend, even though they are the most deserving.

Trump’s just pissed because Barron didn’t get in.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Harvard has become a far left hate machine.

Hereditary Power Has Caused All the Horrors of History

 

[konradv]

Hereditary Power Has Caused All the Horrors of History

The right didn’t say that when C student “won”.

 

[Zincwarrior]

With the foreign students paying full freight gone, there’ll be less money available for scholarships for American students.

They already take wealthy kids. This will not change.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

The right didn’t say that when C student “won”.

Every Bird of Prey Flies on Two Wings Working Together

Controlled by birth-class instincts, the Proppy Progressives are driven to provoke the plebeians into supporting the Left's Rightist classmates.

 

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Every Bird of Prey Flies on Two Wings Working Together

Controlled by birth-class instincts, the Proppy Progressives are driven to provoke the plebeians into supporting the Left's Rightist classmates.

Is that a Trump WH ramble?!