...No matter how much liberals idolize him:
1. The North Pole is not a union shop.
2. Santa smokes a pipe.
3. Santa wears fur.
4. Making reindeer fly is animal cruelty.
5. All of the Elves are males; Santa doesnt believe in affirmative action.
6. Santa knows nothing of the Atkins diet.
7. Reindeer do not have emissions control devices.
1. The North Pole is not a union shop.
2. Santa smokes a pipe.
3. Santa wears fur.
4. Making reindeer fly is animal cruelty.
5. All of the Elves are males; Santa doesnt believe in affirmative action.
6. Santa knows nothing of the Atkins diet.
7. Reindeer do not have emissions control devices.
