We have incredible infratructure. Our roads are wide and well maintained. Our cities are developed significantly better than most cities outside the US. We have the best food in the world. We have cheap gas prices. There are endless restaurants and entertainment venues. We have the most diverse landscapes of all the countries in the world. We have theme parks... and Las Vegas. We have the best homicide detectives in the world, the most competent police force, and we have the best hospitals. We are completely free from any war on our home front. Our cultural arts, like music and cinema, are unmatched. We have the shared pride of having a history of defeating all of our enemies and saving the world from tyrants. We have freedom of speech, and most of all, we have guns. Cool f***ing guns.