Why do you smell so bad?

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There are many reasons!

You know you’re slightly pungent after a hard Spinning class or garlicky dinner.

But it turns out that some less expected factors—like how quickly you get dressed in the morning, the amount of carbs you eat, or whether you snore—can also affect your BO, breath, gassiness, and more. Here’s how to fix it, fast.

Do You Smell? - 1 - Health Topics - MSN Health & Fitness

 

[Diuretic]

"Matron: "Sir, you smell." Dr. Johnson: "No madam, you smell, I stink.""

Probably apocryphal but apposite.

 

[Bootneck]

Patient: Doctor, my feet smell and my nose runs.

Doctor: You're upside down then.