Why Didn't You Vote?

[g5000]

Almost half of all eligible voters didn't vote in the recent election.

What's your excuse?

 

[sealybobo]

Almost half of all eligible voters didn't vote in the recent election.

What's your excuse?

Exactly! And you know most of them were poor. So **** them.

 

[g5000]

According to political commentator Swen Ekaf, more illegal Mexicans voted than American citizens in this election.

 

[TNHarley]

I voted and enjoyed doing my write in

 

[sealybobo]

I voted and enjoyed doing my write in

I'm guessing 99% of the people on USMB voted.

 

[g5000]

I borrowed the IDs of my neighbors who didn't vote, and voted three hundred and eighty-five times.

It was a VERY long day, but now the women in my town are required to be topless on even numbered Thursdays.

 

[kiwiman127]

X- If you vote for the lesser of two evils, you are still voting for EVIL!

Therefore, I didn't vote for either Trump or Clinton, but I did vote.

 

[BluesLegend]

I voted for Trump to cancel out the vote of a liberal

 

[Maryland Patriot]

Almost half of all eligible voters didn't vote in the recent election.

What's your excuse?

Exactly! And you know most of them were poor. So **** them.

considering that the poorest voters would have voted for hillary, its odd that you would say that.

 

[g5000]

I voted for Trump to cancel out the vote of a liberal

That's exactly why my dad voted for Trump. He hates Trump, but he hates Clinton more. So he justified voting for a lesser evil, "I just don't want Clinton to win by a big margin."

Thanks to that kind of thinking, Trump won.

 

[Maryland Patriot]

I borrowed the IDs of my neighbors who didn't vote, and voted three hundred and eighty-five times.

And now the women in my town are required to be topless on even numbered Thursdays.

Im moving to your town..
Wait, what is the average age of these women?

 

[TNHarley]

My father in law voted for Trump. First time he voted since Reagan

 

[g5000]

Today is an even numbered Thursday.

I'm going to be away from my keyboard for a while.

 

[BluesLegend]

I voted for Trump to cancel out the vote of a liberal

That's exactly why my dad voted for Trump. He hates Trump, but he hates Clinton more. So he justified voting for a lesser evil, "I just don't want Clinton to win by a big margin."

Thanks to that kind of thinking, Trump won.

Trump won because Hillary was a horrible candidate and ran a horrible campaign. We warned you people about her but did you listen, no. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.

 

[g5000]

I voted for Trump to cancel out the vote of a liberal

That's exactly why my dad voted for Trump. He hates Trump, but he hates Clinton more. So he justified voting for a lesser evil, "I just don't want Clinton to win by a big margin."

Thanks to that kind of thinking, Trump won.

Trump won because Hillary was a horrible candidate and ran a horrible campaign. We warned you people about her but did you listen, no. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.

I'm a Republican, dipshit.

A real one. Not a fake one like Trump.

 

[BluesLegend]

I voted for Trump to cancel out the vote of a liberal

That's exactly why my dad voted for Trump. He hates Trump, but he hates Clinton more. So he justified voting for a lesser evil, "I just don't want Clinton to win by a big margin."

Thanks to that kind of thinking, Trump won.

Trump won because Hillary was a horrible candidate and ran a horrible campaign. We warned you people about her but did you listen, no. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.

I'm a Republican, dipshit.

A real one. Not a fake one like Trump.

Right and I'm the king of Spain

 

[aaronleland]

I had to work an 11 hour shift that evening, and wasn't going to waste my morning voting for someone who wasn't going to win.

 

[blackhawk]

I did vote.

 

[g5000]

I voted for Trump to cancel out the vote of a liberal

That's exactly why my dad voted for Trump. He hates Trump, but he hates Clinton more. So he justified voting for a lesser evil, "I just don't want Clinton to win by a big margin."

Thanks to that kind of thinking, Trump won.

Trump won because Hillary was a horrible candidate and ran a horrible campaign. We warned you people about her but did you listen, no. You have nobody to blame but yourselves.

I'm a Republican, dipshit.

A real one. Not a fake one like Trump.

Right and I'm the king of Spain

I never knew that until now, your Highness.

 

[MarathonMike]

I voted for Trump and it was not a vote against Hillary. It was a vote for real positive change in our policies, both foreign and domestic.