An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The British doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Three months ago, we
took a lawyer with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him Prime Minister.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The British doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Three months ago, we
took a lawyer with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him Prime Minister.
Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
