What happened was, the homely little Kansas white girl got in WAY over her head with the Kenyan she was enthralled with. No white boyfriends so she settled for a darkie. She got knocked up in Kenya...little barry popped out...she took a look around at the dirt hut she was in and FREAKED. Called mommy, got some bread for a plane ride, and boogied back to Hawaii. Granny worked in some state government office, knew what to do...sent the papers a phony birth announcement and found a SS# of a dead guy in Connecticut so little barry could be an American. I mean, if you were born where he was born, wouldn't you deny it?