Ha, yes, same default argument every time : "You just dont understand the Bible correctly!"
Hilariously, you can fjnd devout Christians saying this about each other as well. And every one of them, to a man, declares his own account to be the correct one, and does so by dferring to his own authority. Just like you are right now.
I will counter your authoritative declaration with the only appropriate response: "Nuh uh! I'm right, and YOU'RE wrong!" And the discussion ends there, as there is no way to ever figure out who is right and who is wrong. That's the downfall of magical bullshit.
It is the Protestant stance that each person can understand and interpret the Bible for himself. In fact, the Bible has already been interpreted, and in studying the Old Testament I went straight to Jewish commentary which included the Hebrew language, culture, and history.
Many accounts--even when studied through the original faith and the proper historical lens--do have different interpretations. So no, the Old Testament not "my" interpretation, but the interpretation of many, many Rabbis who lived before I was even born. I have studied the New Testament in the same manner, through the lens of the early Church, not through the lens of post Protestant "Reformation".
What we are seeing on many Internet Religion Forums today is similar to what would be seen on a math forum where no one knew or agreed upon the Order of Operations, insisting because they know numbers and symbols, they know they will arrive at the correct solution.
I judge any modern Internet interpretation of the Bible by how close it comes to the author's original intent and early commentary on that story. Can people interpret a story any which way they please? Absolutely, just as anyone can solve any math problem without using the Order of Operations. Just as I can identify when a student ignores the Order of Operations on a math test, it is as easy to identify when someone skips over the millennia and arrives at a twenty-first century understanding of a Bible Story.
There is no problem believing a twenty-first century perspective of a Bible story is correct and declaring oneself right. But shouldn't we also be aware of the earliest interpretations, many of which date back to the Early Church or Bible times? Many Protestants say no, and say that the Holy Spirit will guide everyone to how the Bible should be read today. (Atheists seem to agree with this Protestant perspective.) Jews and Catholics tend to more interest in interpretation then over interpretation now. Who is right? You say you are, and that's fine by me. But I believe you are missing a lot by refusing to budge from the twenty-first century.