Captain Creeper
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A white black person (WBP) is a black person whose behavior comports with white culture instead of black culture. These are generally affable, successful folks. They are smart and do not display badges of ignorance: e.g, poor speech skills (“Yo ya feel me dawg?; yo let me axe you a question; yo let ya boy holda dolla; etc…); retarded financial activity (food stamp fraud; lottery; etc…); poor diet (sugar drinks, malt liquor, Cheetos, etc…); and very poor judgement (“Yo officer, you can’t arrest me cuz dat am not my gun or bag of meff. You is racist and am violating my constitooshunal rites!”).
Personally, I dislike groups. But I like individuals. With WBPs, I generally like them, though. Not only are they assimilated and acting civilized, but they have many times overcome their cultural handicap to become who they are. I respect that.
Many times, and probably MOST of the time, the genesis of WBP is being raised in a family unit that includes one white parent. Maybe a child is mulatto, or maybe not.
WBP are polite, moral, have good jobs, talk in an appropriate manner, and not constantly playing angles and trying to F- the man. In other words, they act like me. This means I can trust them and rely on what they say. In fact, BWP are far more favorable than white trash, who I dub BWP.
WBP neighbors do not smoke weed at cookouts. They do not let their lawns go uncut all summer. They don’t cool their homes with window AC units because the central HVAC system has been inoperable for 3 years. They do not park their cars in the front yard instead of the driveway. They do not burn their trash in a 50 gallon drum in the backyard because their trash collection services account has gone unpaid for 10 years.
WBP are just like us, but with dark skin. However, one must put them to the test of authenticity upon meeting them.
TEST 1: Ask them if they want to get high with you. If yes, then they are NOT WBP. They are BBP. A WBP says no.
TEST 2: Ask them how they feel about how high taxes are. If he says taxes are too high, that means he is a WBP who pays taxes. If he says something jack-asses stupid, like “Well suh, Wat I thinks iz dat them billionaires oughta pay their fair share”, then you immediately know he pays no taxes and is a BBP.
TEST 3: When your black neighbor is standing in his front yard, run out your front door and yell, “The pigs are here!!!!” If he runs, he ain’t no WBP.
Perhaps most important, a female WBP can be dated by you. With a WBP you do not have to worry about entanglements with legal matters, unwanted pregnancies, and HIV. They are just like white chick, but with stronger character because of what she had to overcome due to detrimental social expectations imposed upon her simply because of the color of her skin.
So, if you are lucky enough to get a hold of a true WBP, color yourself blessed. Grab up that WBP, give him or her a long hug, and don’t let them go! You have got a special one!
Personally, I dislike groups. But I like individuals. With WBPs, I generally like them, though. Not only are they assimilated and acting civilized, but they have many times overcome their cultural handicap to become who they are. I respect that.
Many times, and probably MOST of the time, the genesis of WBP is being raised in a family unit that includes one white parent. Maybe a child is mulatto, or maybe not.
WBP are polite, moral, have good jobs, talk in an appropriate manner, and not constantly playing angles and trying to F- the man. In other words, they act like me. This means I can trust them and rely on what they say. In fact, BWP are far more favorable than white trash, who I dub BWP.
WBP neighbors do not smoke weed at cookouts. They do not let their lawns go uncut all summer. They don’t cool their homes with window AC units because the central HVAC system has been inoperable for 3 years. They do not park their cars in the front yard instead of the driveway. They do not burn their trash in a 50 gallon drum in the backyard because their trash collection services account has gone unpaid for 10 years.
WBP are just like us, but with dark skin. However, one must put them to the test of authenticity upon meeting them.
TEST 1: Ask them if they want to get high with you. If yes, then they are NOT WBP. They are BBP. A WBP says no.
TEST 2: Ask them how they feel about how high taxes are. If he says taxes are too high, that means he is a WBP who pays taxes. If he says something jack-asses stupid, like “Well suh, Wat I thinks iz dat them billionaires oughta pay their fair share”, then you immediately know he pays no taxes and is a BBP.
TEST 3: When your black neighbor is standing in his front yard, run out your front door and yell, “The pigs are here!!!!” If he runs, he ain’t no WBP.
Perhaps most important, a female WBP can be dated by you. With a WBP you do not have to worry about entanglements with legal matters, unwanted pregnancies, and HIV. They are just like white chick, but with stronger character because of what she had to overcome due to detrimental social expectations imposed upon her simply because of the color of her skin.
So, if you are lucky enough to get a hold of a true WBP, color yourself blessed. Grab up that WBP, give him or her a long hug, and don’t let them go! You have got a special one!