Where is Mortimer

[Shawnee_b]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

 

[bluzman61]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Yep, he has been strangely missing from here lately. I also think he's a good guy. He may be confused about his identity and faith, but he does seem to have a good heart. And that's what counts in my book.

 

[depotoo]

He posted on Sunday.

 

[Moonglow]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Just call Eastern Europe collect...

 

[Moonglow]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Yep, he has been strangely missing from here lately. I also think he's a good guy. He may be confused about his identity and faith, but he does seem to have a good heart. And that's what counts in my book.

He doesn't kill the bunnies..

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

Havin a big mac with his headphones on

 

[depotoo]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

 

[bluzman61]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Yep, he has been strangely missing from here lately. I also think he's a good guy. He may be confused about his identity and faith, but he does seem to have a good heart. And that's what counts in my book.

He doesn't kill the bunnies..

What bunnies???????????

 

[Moonglow]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Yep, he has been strangely missing from here lately. I also think he's a good guy. He may be confused about his identity and faith, but he does seem to have a good heart. And that's what counts in my book.

He doesn't kill the bunnies..

What bunnies???????????

The bunnies in his dark surreal "D" rated movies...

 

[Moonglow]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

I know where he is but he left here because , well, it's USMB the home of the dingleberry poachers asshole association.

 

[depotoo]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

I know where he is but he left here because , well, it's USMB the home of the dingleberry poachers asshole association.

As long as he is ok...

 

[Moonglow]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

I know where he is but he left here because , well, it's USMB the home of the dingleberry poachers asshole association.

As long as he is ok...

He is doing ok as far as I can tell..

 

[BULLDOG]

Leave Morty alone. He's spent the last two weeks passing as a Disney princess just to show the nay-sayers here that he could. Calling him out now might blow his cover.

 

[idb]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

I know where he is but he left here because , well, it's USMB the home of the dingleberry poachers asshole association.

Can you read him at face value?
I've always suspected that he was a clever parody account.

 

[Crepitus]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Sadly, as he is/was morbidly obese and in an eastern European country he may be one of the casualties.

 

[Moonglow]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

I know where he is but he left here because , well, it's USMB the home of the dingleberry poachers asshole association.

Can you read him at face value?
I've always suspected that he was a clever parody account.

He paid me to post that.

 

[Dalia]

Did he leave the forum? I wonder about longknife and Ropey?

 

[Shawnee_b]

You know who has been missing for awhile now is william the wie. Hope he is ok.

Who dat?

 

[Shawnee_b]

He paid me to post that.

How much you get? I could use some bucks.

 

[Shawnee_b]

Come on Mort, we miss you. You're a good guy.

Just call Eastern Europe collect...

I did. Only thing happened they charged my phone more than I could pay, forwarded the bill to you.