Where else but Texas?

[JGalt]

A Texas man who was smoking a turkey, accidentally blew up his huge stash of ammunition.

"One chicken died in the explosion, first responders say."

Man was smoking a turkey before explosion in Kyle, Sheriff’s Office says

 

[initforme]

A weirdo no doubt.

 

[JGalt]

A weirdo no doubt.

Owning lots of ammunition makes you a "weirdo"?

Only of you don't own lost of guns to go with the ammo. That would be weird.

 

[toobfreak]

A Texas man who was smoking a turkey, accidentally blew up his huge stash of ammunition.

"One chicken died in the explosion, first responders say."

Man was smoking a turkey before explosion in Kyle, Sheriff’s Office says

How did the turkey turn out? Well done? Was the stuffing saved?

 

[Shrimpbox]

I’ve heard of taking a bullet for the team but this is ridiculous.

 

[toobfreak]

I’ve heard of taking a bullet for the team but this is ridiculous.

All I can say is that it must have been one HELL of a smoker to light your ammo stash on fire!

 

[Lysistrata]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

 

[toobfreak]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Is that why you brag the state is turning Blue?

 

[blackhawk]

It says in the article they working to determine the cause of the explosion.

 

[Lysistrata]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Is that why you brag the state is turning Blue?

Who did that? Not me. I was talking about mental midgets like perry and abbot. The guys who have been "leaders" in Texas have been incompetent little dick-waggers for decades. No wonder that Texas has all these problems.

 

[toobfreak]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Is that why you brag the state is turning Blue?

Who did that? Not me. I was talking about mental midgets like perry and abbot. The guys who have been "leaders" in Texas have been incompetent little dick-waggers for decades. No wonder that Texas has all these problems.

At least we got dicks to wag.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

 

[toobfreak]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

Lysterinia built the popcorn machine that pops and butters the corn he eats as he watches NASA launch missions into space.

 

[Lysistrata]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Is that why you brag the state is turning Blue?

Who did that? Not me. I was talking about mental midgets like perry and abbot. The guys who have been "leaders" in Texas have been incompetent little dick-waggers for decades. No wonder that Texas has all these problems.

At least we got dicks to wag.


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What is the picture of President Obama all about? He's a man, not a perry or abbot.

 

[Lysistrata]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

I've spent my life in the field of law. My ex-husband worked on submarines, including sea trials, and went on to build the electronics for the "hurricane hunter" planes for NOAA. But people work in all sorts of endeavors that are needed to run society and advance it. Medical researchers, teachers, etc.

What does your work on the space shuttle have to do with baboons like perry and abbot? What have they worked on, what have they achieved? The guys in the Texas government are not achievers. They have built nothing. Advanced nothing. Defended nothing.

 

[toobfreak]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

baboons like perry and abbot? What have they worked on, what have they achieved? The guys in the Texas government are not achievers. They have built nothing. Advanced nothing. Defended nothing.

What do 99% of all politicians achieve other than self-enrichment? One of the few exceptions has been Trump.

 

[Lysistrata]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

baboons like perry and abbot? What have they worked on, what have they achieved? The guys in the Texas government are not achievers. They have built nothing. Advanced nothing. Defended nothing.

What do 99% of all politicians achieve other than self-enrichment? One of the few exceptions has been Trump.

He's the king of self-enrichment. He actually does think that he is a king.

But you are deflecting. Who among Texas politicians has ever achieved anything? Better yet, something that looks like an improvement in the lives of Texans or the nation as a whole?

Look at perry. A degree in something in agriculture. Gets to be state governor. Gets to be Secretary of Energy without knowing a damn thing about it. Allies himself with known sexual groomers like bill gothard. Says stupid things about religion. This is all that he has to him.

 

[toobfreak]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

baboons like perry and abbot? What have they worked on, what have they achieved? The guys in the Texas government are not achievers. They have built nothing. Advanced nothing. Defended nothing.

What do 99% of all politicians achieve other than self-enrichment? One of the few exceptions has been Trump.

He's the king of self-enrichment.

Is that why he's lost millions and donates his salary to charities? Is that why Obama went from an organizer for the mob in Chicago to living the life of the Rich and Famous? Is that why the Clintons went from bankrupt in 96 to world jet setters making 30 million off book deals?

He actually does think that he is a king.

But Barry and Hillary literally ACTED like it. That is why the Supreme Court had to slap Obama down a dozen times and Hillary skipped half the nation calling them deplorable.

But you are deflecting. Who among Texas politicians has ever achieved anything?

Who's deflecting? I answered your question. What has any California politician achieved? New York? New Jersey? Oregon? Maryland maybe? At least Texas has one of the most robust economies in the country.

 

[Lysistrata]

This is Texas. It's hilarious. Judging from the state's past and present governors and state legislators, it appears that Texans have the collective IQ of a turnip.

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

baboons like perry and abbot? What have they worked on, what have they achieved? The guys in the Texas government are not achievers. They have built nothing. Advanced nothing. Defended nothing.

What do 99% of all politicians achieve other than self-enrichment? One of the few exceptions has been Trump.

He's the king of self-enrichment.

Is that why he's lost millions and donates his salary to charities? Is that why Obama went from an organizer for the mob in Chicago to living the life of the Rich and Famous? Is that why the Clintons went from bankrupt in 96 to world jet setters making 30 million off book deals?

He actually does think that he is a king.

But Barry and Hillary literally ACTED like it. That is why the Supreme Court had to slap Obama down a dozen times and Hillary skipped half the nation calling them deplorable.

But you are deflecting. Who among Texas politicians has ever achieved anything?

Who's deflecting? I answered your question. What has any California politician achieved? New York? New Jersey? Oregon? Maryland maybe? At least Texas has one of the most robust economies in the country.

You are so good a deflection. But it's still deflection. You just love your whore. As for perry, one hand up his ass, and one waving to Jesus in the sky. How could I ever take your ilk seriously?

 

[toobfreak]

Yet we send people into space.
I personally built the flight hardware for the shuttle program.....what have you done?

baboons like perry and abbot? What have they worked on, what have they achieved? The guys in the Texas government are not achievers. They have built nothing. Advanced nothing. Defended nothing.

What do 99% of all politicians achieve other than self-enrichment? One of the few exceptions has been Trump.

He's the king of self-enrichment.

Is that why he's lost millions and donates his salary to charities? Is that why Obama went from an organizer for the mob in Chicago to living the life of the Rich and Famous? Is that why the Clintons went from bankrupt in 96 to world jet setters making 30 million off book deals?

He actually does think that he is a king.

But Barry and Hillary literally ACTED like it. That is why the Supreme Court had to slap Obama down a dozen times and Hillary skipped half the nation calling them deplorable.

But you are deflecting. Who among Texas politicians has ever achieved anything?

Who's deflecting? I answered your question. What has any California politician achieved? New York? New Jersey? Oregon? Maryland maybe? At least Texas has one of the most robust economies in the country.

You are so good a deflection. But it's still deflection. You just love your whore. As for perry, one hand up his ass, and one waving to Jesus in the sky. How could I ever take your ilk seriously?

Why do you think I have any love for or anything to do with Perry or Texas? I live in PA. I think Perry is an ass.