What should Mort sing?

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Hi
This week friday finally the Karaoke night is suppossed to take place
What should i sing
I narrowed it down to three Options

1.your blue eyes
2.marriane
3.when we were kids


Tvoje oci plave (your blue eyes)


Marijana (Marianne)


Kad smo klinci bili (when we were kids)
 
Hi
This week friday finally the Karaoke night is suppossed to take place
What should i sing
I narrowed it down to three Options

1.your blue eyes
2.marriane
3.when we were kids

You have a dreadful voice and people only smile at you because they are embarrassed and do not wish to upset somebody with such obvious problems , including the fact that you cannot sing five notes in tune .

That, coupled with your shambolic appearance, makes you a real threat for impressionable children .

Trumpfy can get away with hoodwinking Sheeple but not you .

If you do not believe me , practise in front of some cats, but take precautions in case they mistake you for an insane super size Rat .
 
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Its a serbian Karaoke though im not sure they would play english songs but there are many english songs i would sing too



The Serbian Karaoke night was suppossed to take place today
I dressed up in suit and went to the Restaurant but there was no Karaoke because too few people he said if i can get a group of atleast ten people he would organise it for me
I got a free drink and went home
He took a picture of me because i was dressed well
 
Hi
This week friday finally the Karaoke night is suppossed to take place
What should i sing
I narrowed it down to three Options

1.your blue eyes
2.marriane
3.when we were kids


Tvoje oci plave (your blue eyes)


Marijana (Marianne)


Kad smo klinci bili (when we were kids)

The problem youre going to have with these songs is, they use a lot of vibrato. They also employ eastern style "runs", which are going to be tricky for even a good singer. These songs move quick too. And if memory serves me, you have a deeper voice. You can drop an octave or two lower, but the songs wont sound the same anymore. Its better to find a song that you can sing without messing with its octave.

I have heard you sing in videos before, and you definitely dont have those kinds of chops, but that doesnt mean that you cant enjoy karaoke. I would just advise some less technically difficult songs.
 
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