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How To Send A Penis Cake To The Homophobic Governor Of In...
Indiana
Published March 31, 2015
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We ordered three penis cakes because we have a large budget for bothering governors.
Governor of Indiana Mike Pence signed the Religious Freedom Act into law this week. Critics say the law is designed to allow Indiana businesses to refuse service to gay people if they claim it violates their religion.
We are big believers in religious freedom ourselves. Our religion requires us to send penis cakes to homophobic governors, in the hopes that it will make them reconsider their prudish asshole ways. Here’s how you can do the same.
1. Call an erotic bakery.
It turns out there is essentially a nationwide hotline for this. Like hospitals and police officers, they deliver around the clock, within the day, virtually anywhere in the nation. We’re not sure how they do this and they seemed a little annoyed that we asked, but their phone number is 1-888-214-8211.
2. Tell them you want a penis cake. You can also include a fun little message to set your penis cake apart from the many we are sure he will receive.
3. Here are
the three penis cakes that we personally ordered to bother Governor Pence. One has a squiggle of frosting jizz. One has a little smiley face. One is a black penis, because it is Jesus’. #cakespiration:
Penis cake makers are good at a lot of things but not spelling “religious.”
This cake portrays Gov. Pence’s penis, which is cumming a little bit from ******* over Indianans’ civil rights.
This shiny hard Jesus cake wants to make beautiful sugary love to Gov. Pence’s taste buds.
4. Mail penisy goodness to:
Governor Mike Pence 200 W. Washington St., Rm. 206 Indianapolis, IN 46204
Or if you prefer that he receive your sweet sticky penis when the working day is done, send it to the governor’s residence at:
Governor Mike Pence 4750 N Meridian Indianapolis, Indiana46208
Protip: Attach the address label securely to your dick cake.
Do people with normal jobs hate sharing an office building with Funny Or Die when we fill the elevator with penis cakes? Or do they love it and think it’s hilarious?
Wonder if this mailbox has ever taken two penis cakes at once before. Why are we doing this again? Oh right, political protest.
5. Wow, penis cakes are expensive, huh? If you would like to explore a more cost-effective option, consider a
mail-order cookie cake. We suggest
shipacookie.com. You can send them a JPEG and they will slap it on a cookie and mail it wherever you wish. They do amazing work. Here is a cookie with Garfield ******* Odie that we ordered from them for unrelated personal reasons: