Welcome to the London Olympics!

[Colin]

 

[Swagger]

 

[Colin]

Our father,
Who art in prison,
Mum don't know his name,
Thy riots come,
Read it in ‘The Sun’
In Birmingham, as it is in London.
Give us this day our benefit cheque
And forgive us our looting,
As we’re happy to loot those who defend stuff against us,
Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing,
For thine is the Reebok, The Burberry & Bacardi
Forever and ever.
Innit.

 

[Tank]

Looks like the blacks and Muslims will win the most metals.