Welcome to America

[ZooGardens81186]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[theDoctorisIn]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

Lolwut?

I think you need to work on those math skills.

 

[sparky]

everybody's kickin' sand..~S~

 

[mdk]

Bully for you.

 

[Cecilie1200]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

Ummmm . . . okay.

 

[miketx]

Chinese arithmetic.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

Yeah, no one cares.

 

[mdk]

Are you or have you ever been a member of Anti-western cosplayers movement?

 

[Hossfly]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

 

[del]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

i don't know about the rest of the bullshit, but i'm glad i'm not you

 

[initforme]

Thank you for the most hilarious post of the year. Comical.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else

What does your Aryan Eugenics tendencies have to do with America or Western Culture?

 

[Hossfly]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

i don't know about the rest of the bullshit, but i'm glad i'm not you

 

[Harpy Eagle]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

lookie, a new sock puppet

 

[Timmy]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

What’s with #5 ? Lol!

 

[Stormy Daniels]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

I have a feeling you pledge allegiance to the flag of mother Russia.

 

[hjmick]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

What’s with #5 ? Lol!

Noob obviously doesn't know the history of The Pledge...

 

[fncceo]

Bless America!

 

[ZooGardens81186]

1. I'd rather be white than anything else
2. I'd rather be American than anything else.
3. I'd rather be Westernized that anything else.
4. I Pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the United States of America.
5. I do not pledge allegiance the flag of Puerto Rico, Mexico, Cuba, Guatemala, Nigeria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia or any ******* place else, nor will I.

6. My daughter is going to march into that ******* school tomorrow, she's going to learn Math, Science, English, Geography, History, Art, Home Economics, Woodshop and Mechanics, and she's going to learn how to drive a car too.
And then she's going to graduate this june, and she's going to college... and then when she graduates that, she's going to earn $500,000 per year, and wear Louis Vuitton, Gucci and Prada and Drive a Mercedes Benz..

And she's NOT going to wear a ******* Burkha, and if Allah don't like that, Allah can suck my dick.

7. My kid's first words were of English, she speaks English now, and in the year 2100 when she turns 80, she will still speak English.

And if anybody here don't like it, they can get the **** out of the USA.

What’s with #5 ? Lol!

Noob obviously doesn't know the history of The Pledge...

I just read what libtards say about it, and it made me a stronger Patriot for it.
lol