Weaving Through Traffic

[excalibur]

I mean, what else can anyone say? But sadly, typical of so many of that race. Facts are facts. As gun fire in Haiti put bullet holes in a Spirit Airline flight. Flights now banned to Haiti for 30 days.

If Head & Shoulders is the “no tears” baby shampoo, big-bootied baby-mamma Tasshay Mills definitely prefers “Busted Head & Dislocated Shoulders,” the “lotsa tears” baby shampoo.

Mills was driving through Hialeah, Florida, last month when she tossed her 1-year-old girl out the door of the moving car.

Obviously this has to involve cold fries, right? Nothing can soothe the savage sagging breast that receives chilly spuds.

But no, this wasn’t about spuds but suds. The baby had accidentally knocked over a bottle of shampoo, which spilled onto the car’s floorboard. Granted, shampoo is the least bad thing to spill, as it’s essentially soap, and it smells quite nice. But that’s the problem: Fat, stank-ass Tasshay became enraged because now her car smelled like lavender instead of ribs and Ripple.

Be fair—what else could she do but toss the little saboteur out the window?

Fortunately, a Hispanic Good Samaritan got the baby out of the road, which angered Tasshay even more. She drove back to the scene of the crime and yanked the limp child from the bystander’s arms, then drove off into the night, likely to cure cancer or plan a Mars mission.

Cops tracked Tasshay to her home in Miramar, a 47 percent black cesspool (motto: “DeSantis is good, but he can’t change the laws of biology”). She was released on bond, because judges in Miramar are chosen by how far they can throw a baby (the “baber toss”).

Black lawyer supreme Ben Crump told the press, “Look, this is why hoes gotta wear weaves. They be stain-resistant; no shampoo needed. Once a month just run ’em through the dishwasher along with them Big Gulp cups, and you good to go.”

Tasshay is facing charges of “child abuse; no great bodily harm.” Yeah, you can’t harm no baby by throwing it from a car. Ain’t you heard? They be bouncing.

After Tasshay sashayed out of jail, she bought one of them ejector child seats so she don’t gotta toss the kid manually (“I just got mah nails did”).​

FAA bans US flights to Haiti for 30 days after planes struck by gunfire

Flights into and out of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, were suspended by American Arilines, Spirit and JetBlue after planes were struck by gunfire.

abcnews.go.com

 

[ThisIsMe]

I mean, what else can anyone say? But sadly, typical of so many of that race. Facts are facts. As gun fire in Haiti put bullet holes in a Spirit Airline flight. Flights now banned to Haiti for 30 days.

​

If Head & Shoulders is the “no tears” baby shampoo, big-bootied baby-mamma Tasshay Mills definitely prefers “Busted Head & Dislocated Shoulders,” the “lotsa tears” baby shampoo.​

​

Mills was driving through Hialeah, Florida, last month when she tossed her 1-year-old girl out the door of the moving car.​

​

Obviously this has to involve cold fries, right? Nothing can soothe the savage sagging breast that receives chilly spuds.​

​

But no, this wasn’t about spuds but suds. The baby had accidentally knocked over a bottle of shampoo, which spilled onto the car’s floorboard. Granted, shampoo is the least bad thing to spill, as it’s essentially soap, and it smells quite nice. But that’s the problem: Fat, stank-ass Tasshay became enraged because now her car smelled like lavender instead of ribs and Ripple.​

​

Be fair—what else could she do but toss the little saboteur out the window?​

​

Fortunately, a Hispanic Good Samaritan got the baby out of the road, which angered Tasshay even more. She drove back to the scene of the crime and yanked the limp child from the bystander’s arms, then drove off into the night, likely to cure cancer or plan a Mars mission.​

​

Cops tracked Tasshay to her home in Miramar, a 47 percent black cesspool (motto: “DeSantis is good, but he can’t change the laws of biology”). She was released on bond, because judges in Miramar are chosen by how far they can throw a baby (the “baber toss”).​

​

Black lawyer supreme Ben Crump told the press, “Look, this is why hoes gotta wear weaves. They be stain-resistant; no shampoo needed. Once a month just run ’em through the dishwasher along with them Big Gulp cups, and you good to go.”​

​

Tasshay is facing charges of “child abuse; no great bodily harm.” Yeah, you can’t harm no baby by throwing it from a car. Ain’t you heard? They be bouncing.​

​

After Tasshay sashayed out of jail, she bought one of them ejector child seats so she don’t gotta toss the kid manually (“I just got mah nails did”).​

FAA bans US flights to Haiti for 30 days after planes struck by gunfire

Flights into and out of Port-au-Prince, Haiti, were suspended by American Arilines, Spirit and JetBlue after planes were struck by gunfire.

abcnews.go.com

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