WATER STILL WET: The Week's Top Five Most Pointless Headlines

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1. "Alec Baldwin: 'I Would Be A Good President'" (PJ Media)

2. "13 Baltimore City High Schools, Zero Students Proficient In Math" (Fox Baltimore)

3. "Al Franken Should Resign Immediately" (Slate)

4. "Body Positive Instagrammer Poses Unclothed To Prove, 'There's A Beautiful Mermaid At Every Shape And Size'" (Huffington Post)

5. "WHEN PIGS FLY: Woman Kicked Off Flight After Her Emotional Support PIG Became Too Rowdy" (The Sun)

Journalists have so very much to keep them busy.