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[HomeInspect]

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions were in Spanish and Arabic.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

 

[Warrior102]

No flag burning kit?
No toy soldier to spit on and call a babykiller?
No draft card to burn?
No gay pride flag?
Man, you got ripped off by the White House - again!

 

[Spoonman]

mine also had this