marvin martian
Diamond Member
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
This stupid wokester tries EVERY trick in her book to get out of a DUI bust:
1. "I'm indigenous"
2. "I have social anxiety"
3. "I'm non-binary"
4. "I have generational trauma from white people and cops"
5. And finally, when all else fails, the old standby...crying.
How about just don't drink and drive, girl?
Enjoy:
This stupid wokester tries EVERY trick in her book to get out of a DUI bust:
1. "I'm indigenous"
2. "I have social anxiety"
3. "I'm non-binary"
4. "I have generational trauma from white people and cops"

5. And finally, when all else fails, the old standby...crying.
How about just don't drink and drive, girl?
Enjoy: