Was Adam really the first human and if so...

[RWS]

Um, I happen to like watching kangaroo porno... Esp those episodes with the wombats... Ohh... so nice!

Am I going to hell?

 

[RWS]

Who is this asshole trolling you? What a dick! I'd be embarrassed if i was him...

 

[RWS]

Back to the OP, AD.IM was not the first human, it's the Sumerian word for "human". Meaning "from the earth". It was not a name, but a generic term for us. The OT has it wrong, because it renamed it "Adam" as a singular human being. And there was no garden of Eden, There was a city called ED.IN, where Adapa (the real "adam") was born and taught by the serpent god EN.KI. Serpents were his epithet. He became the serpent in the OT that convinced a non-existent Eve to eat a fruit. And it's so totally wrong... OMG....

 

[RWS]

I can't believe people would believe this bullshit, and have wars, and kill millions and millions of people over it. And cause suffering upon millions and millions more on top of that.

And it shows no signs of settling down. Only warnings of getting worse, with higher technology.

Religion needs an intervention, before they kill us all.

What can provide an intervention that the religious world will listen to?

 

[Taz]

"I heard that when Jesus comes, from wherever he comes from, he will be coming with myriads and myriads of angels and saints, wherever they come from." So how do you know this? The Torah? And why all the perversion all the time? You seem obsessed and are trying to lure me into talking about assfucking and masturbation with nuns!

How do I know? I have received detailed top secret instructions from the high command so keep it to yourself. I am working undercover in a disturbing disguise deep inside of enemy territory sending coded information to the troops so they don't piss their pants when they see the storm clouds gathering on the horizon.

And I'm not trying to lure you into talking about assfucking or masturbation with nuns moron..

For some mysterious reason every time I squeeze your head all of that perverted shit comes out of it like a foul and smelly pus that has been festering for decades.


Now try to understand that I am not criticizing or condemning you.

I'm just telling it like it is.... deal with it already and take it like a man or you shaddapa you face. Otherwise I will have no choice but to **** with you every single time you drop your panties and try to moon everyone else.,

Capisce?

Now you’re thinking about my ass, sheesh, next you’ll ask me to spread em so you can see my starfish regurgitating.

But otherwise all you have is a book of fiction and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Or delusion. Help me out here, which is it?

There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

Not to worry! I can live with that.

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

The voice of the Lord makes the wilderness writhe in travail; the Lord makes the wilderness writhe.

Why?

 

[hobelim]

How do I know? I have received detailed top secret instructions from the high command so keep it to yourself. I am working undercover in a disturbing disguise deep inside of enemy territory sending coded information to the troops so they don't piss their pants when they see the storm clouds gathering on the horizon.

And I'm not trying to lure you into talking about assfucking or masturbation with nuns moron..

For some mysterious reason every time I squeeze your head all of that perverted shit comes out of it like a foul and smelly pus that has been festering for decades.


Now try to understand that I am not criticizing or condemning you.

I'm just telling it like it is.... deal with it already and take it like a man or you shaddapa you face. Otherwise I will have no choice but to **** with you every single time you drop your panties and try to moon everyone else.,

Capisce?

Now you’re thinking about my ass, sheesh, next you’ll ask me to spread em so you can see my starfish regurgitating.

But otherwise all you have is a book of fiction and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Or delusion. Help me out here, which is it?

There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

Not to worry! I can live with that.

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

The voice of the Lord makes the wilderness writhe in travail; the Lord makes the wilderness writhe.

Why?

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, hate perversity, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, enter a state of deception, hate the truth, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never find the peace that only comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

 

[Taz]

Now you’re thinking about my ass, sheesh, next you’ll ask me to spread em so you can see my starfish regurgitating.

But otherwise all you have is a book of fiction and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Or delusion. Help me out here, which is it?

There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

Not to worry! I can live with that.

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

The voice of the Lord makes the wilderness writhe in travail; the Lord makes the wilderness writhe.

Why?

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never know the peace that comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

 

[hobelim]

There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

Not to worry! I can live with that.

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

The voice of the Lord makes the wilderness writhe in travail; the Lord makes the wilderness writhe.

Why?

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never know the peace that comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

You really shouldn't worry about what Gods voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice, in the real world.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become, in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

I really don't give a shit what you do. Believe that.

 

[Taz]

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

The voice of the Lord makes the wilderness writhe in travail; the Lord makes the wilderness writhe.

Why?

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never know the peace that comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

You really shouldn't worry about what God voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

 

[hobelim]

The voice of the Lord makes the wilderness writhe in travail; the Lord makes the wilderness writhe.

Why?

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never know the peace that comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

You really shouldn't worry about what God voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

All I can tell you is that those who are dwelling in a state of truth and love aren't missing out on any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over.

Only knowledge of the truth can set you free from the burden of confusion and guilt derived from misunderstanding the teaching of scripture and the subject of sin.

Without it you will never really know how good it can be....

 

[Taz]

Why?

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never know the peace that comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

You really shouldn't worry about what God voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

All I can tell you is that those who are dwelling in a state of truth and love aren't missing out on any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over.

So you have nothing for god's voice, figures.

So what am I lusting over?

 

[hobelim]

A spirit of truth and a spirit of perversity struggle for possession of the minds of all people. Those who choose to follow the spirit of truth, leave the wilderness, become civilized, enter a new existence, and find peace and joy in living.

Those who have cast their lot with a spirit of perversity, become perverse, remain in the wilderness, degenerate into perversions of a human being, and, consequently, will never know the peace that comes from knowledge of the truth.

Why?

deliberate informed choices have consequences.

The kingdom of God has always been in power, the law of God has always been in full force, even before it was written.

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

You really shouldn't worry about what God voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

All I can tell you is that those who are dwelling in a state of truth and love aren't missing out on any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over.

So you have nothing for god's voice, figures.

So what am I lusting over?

The Messiah is Gods voice.


What are you lusting over? lol...You tell me.

Would you like to make a confession?

 

[Taz]

Again with the perversions and rotting death shpeel? Sheesh, get a new act.

So god's voice, that's what in the real word? Earthquakes and tornadoes...? Is rain piss, and snow a very large cum shot?

You really shouldn't worry about what God voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

All I can tell you is that those who are dwelling in a state of truth and love aren't missing out on any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over.

So you have nothing for god's voice, figures.

So what am I lusting over?

The Messiah is Gods voice.


What are you lusting over? lol...You tell me.

Would you like to make a confession?

YOU said "any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over." Like what?

So Jesus, that's it? You hear Jesus in your head? Figures.

 

[hobelim]

You really shouldn't worry about what God voice is in the real world.


Try to hear your own voice.

Then meditate on the shit stain that you have become in the real world , go to confession, join a herd of swine, and then worship a cracker.

Either that or you can continue to jerk off till you cum all over your own face, jerk off.

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

All I can tell you is that those who are dwelling in a state of truth and love aren't missing out on any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over.

So you have nothing for god's voice, figures.

So what am I lusting over?

The Messiah is Gods voice.


What are you lusting over? lol...You tell me.

Would you like to make a confession?

YOU said "any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over." Like what?

So Jesus, that's it? You hear Jesus in your head? Figures.

What are YOUR perversions? Take a look a some of your own posts. The garbage that comes out of your own addled mind..

You seem to be motivated by infantile emotional resentments and obsessed with anal sex, cum dribbles, gay Jesus and kangaroos. I don't know how kangaroos fit in with all of that but whatever floats your boat. lol...

 

[Taz]

You really get into perversion, don't you?

But what IS god's voice? Anything at all?

All I can tell you is that those who are dwelling in a state of truth and love aren't missing out on any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over.

So you have nothing for god's voice, figures.

So what am I lusting over?

The Messiah is Gods voice.


What are you lusting over? lol...You tell me.

Would you like to make a confession?

YOU said "any of the pleasures in life that you degenerate perverts lust over." Like what?

So Jesus, that's it? You hear Jesus in your head? Figures.

What are YOUR perversions? Take a look a some of your own posts. The garbage that comes out of your own addled mind..

You seem to be motivated by infantile emotional resentments and obsessed with anal sex, cum dribbles, gay Jesus and kangaroos. I don't know how kangaroos fit in with all of that but whatever floats your boat. lol...

Next time you hear Jesus talking to you in your head, tell him that I say hi.

 

[tyroneweaver]

...did he look like us? And if the answer is "yes", then what is or was Homo naledi?

The Creation Story is a myth / allegory. That doesn't mean it's useless, however. It's just not what actually happened. Personally, I believe in Intelligent Design.

So Jesus died on the cross to over come a myth.? The whole reason for Jesus was the fall of Adam.

 

[Karl Rand]

[
So Jesus died on the cross to over come a myth.? The whole reason for Jesus was the fall of Adam.

The 'whole reason' for Jesus and the obscenity of the Crucifixion was a sado-masochist deity choosing with full foreknowledge (omniscience) where granting humanity free wil would lead making ’sin’ possible in the first place .
The strangest thing about this little piece of insane theology is the idea the creator was initiating ’a selfless act of love’. The second strangest feature is that the coming of Christ did not abolish darkness nor the Devil. Or do you want to claim all those exorcisms weren’t necessary? The Lord works in mysterious ways? No, the rabbinical and priestly class who invented these myths thought in very strange ways. Not so strange however that they didn’t manage to riddle humanity with unearned guilt and thus gain control of them.

 

[ding]

lol....Where? Myriads and myriads of the resurrected dead are already standing all around you, watching, waiting with an ear to the ground for the sound that signals the time to fulfill their purpose for living while you masturbate on a stage to pornographic pictures of kangaroos.


And you didn't believe the nuns when they told you that you would go blind...Doofus.

"I heard that when Jesus comes, from wherever he comes from, he will be coming with myriads and myriads of angels and saints, wherever they come from." So how do you know this? The Torah? And why all the perversion all the time? You seem obsessed and are trying to lure me into talking about assfucking and masturbation with nuns!

How do I know? I have received detailed top secret instructions from the high command so keep it to yourself. I am working undercover in a disturbing disguise deep inside of enemy territory sending coded information to the troops so they don't piss their pants when they see the storm clouds gathering on the horizon.

And I'm not trying to lure you into talking about assfucking or masturbation with nuns moron..

For some mysterious reason every time I squeeze your head all of that perverted shit comes out of it like a foul and smelly pus that has been festering for decades.


Now try to understand that I am not criticizing or condemning you.

I'm just telling it like it is.... deal with it already and take it like a man or you shaddapa you face. Otherwise I will have no choice but to **** with you every single time you drop your panties and try to moon everyone else.,

Capisce?

Now you’re thinking about my ass, sheesh, next you’ll ask me to spread em so you can see my starfish regurgitating.

But otherwise all you have is a book of fiction and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Or delusion. Help me out here, which is it?

There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

Not to worry! I can live with that.

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

Out of the mouths of babes, you have shown me the light.

I have to apologize for treating you so poorly now.

 

[ding]

They really are trouble makers.

 

[hobelim]

"I heard that when Jesus comes, from wherever he comes from, he will be coming with myriads and myriads of angels and saints, wherever they come from." So how do you know this? The Torah? And why all the perversion all the time? You seem obsessed and are trying to lure me into talking about assfucking and masturbation with nuns!

How do I know? I have received detailed top secret instructions from the high command so keep it to yourself. I am working undercover in a disturbing disguise deep inside of enemy territory sending coded information to the troops so they don't piss their pants when they see the storm clouds gathering on the horizon.

And I'm not trying to lure you into talking about assfucking or masturbation with nuns moron..

For some mysterious reason every time I squeeze your head all of that perverted shit comes out of it like a foul and smelly pus that has been festering for decades.


Now try to understand that I am not criticizing or condemning you.

I'm just telling it like it is.... deal with it already and take it like a man or you shaddapa you face. Otherwise I will have no choice but to **** with you every single time you drop your panties and try to moon everyone else.,

Capisce?

Now you’re thinking about my ass, sheesh, next you’ll ask me to spread em so you can see my starfish regurgitating.

But otherwise all you have is a book of fiction and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Or delusion. Help me out here, which is it?

There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

Not to worry! I can live with that.

So can I.







You ******* Sod Heeb.

Out of the mouths of babes, you have shown me the light.

I have to apologize for treating you so poorly now.

lol.... I see that you aren't even trying to put any shade on your shit anymore. Good for you. Let it all hang out!

You are crass, ignorant, deceitful, offensive, and now (what the hell), antisemitic and damn proud of it!

And you finally made a like minded friend! Yay! (Did you forget that he thinks that you are a moron, your religious beliefs bullshit?) lol.

Anyway, it is truly inspiring to see the many wonderful things that worshipping the lifeless work of human hands and becoming an asshole in the name of the Lord has done for you.

And you don't believe me when I tell you that for all your love for truth, and for all of your devotion and fidelity to God and Jesus openly expressed by your chosen religious beliefs and practices,.........

...... you have your reward already.

Enjoy!