I've read it, fool. You just don't agree with it so you make up all these alternate meanings to what's written. I'm just trying to figure out why god included evil in his creation. Admit it, you don't know.
Taz, please try to understand. We all get that you read a 21st century modern English edition of the Bible. We get that you comprehended it as a 21st century person reading through the lens of 21st century culture.
Many of us go back to the day and time the accounts were written so that 21st century language, understanding, and culture do not alter the meaning of the original languages and cultures. The Bible is meant, not to be read--but studied. Simply reading it can tie one up in knots.