Paul wanted a footlong at 2am and called it in. The guy showed up with a tubesteak sandwich covered in man sauce and wanted to be paid. When Paul didn't tip things got heated. "I'll give you stock tips" said Paul. The man, knowing what he has lost on crypto and stocks lately, finally realized who he was and, thinking on Nancy Pelosi making millions insider trading, screamed "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" and kicked Paul 300 King Leonidus style. Paul fell back into his tools and grabbing a hammer returned blows until he was disarmed. The cops somehow arrive to find them both in their underwear.
You tell me how that happens if you don't like my head cannon