USMB confession thread

[Mortimer]

I made fun of the homeless when i was 15 i threw them a few coins but i laughed like hey here you have a few coins im sorry i did that because i wanted to be cool

I was for a while a beggar myself a romanian gypsy convinced me that it is cool to ask for a few coins and i then went around asking for a few coins i also stole a few items from shops because i thought its cool one guy told me its cool to steal

 

[J.S.]

One time, my first cousin and me were watching the Final Four on Saturday. We were really happy because our team won. All of the sudden, I was really attracted to her. Oh, I just can't tell the rest.

 

[Mortimer]

One time, my first cousin and me were watching the Final Four on Saturday. We were really happy because our team won. All of the sudden, I was really attracted to her. Oh, I just can't tell the rest.

I said things like if my sister were not my sister i would date her once in a pub but i was not attracted nor would ever date my sister i wanted to bragg actually that i have a beautiful sister

 

[J.S.]

I said things like if my sister were not my sister i would date her once in a pub but i was not attracted nor would ever date my sister i wanted to bragg actually that i have a beautiful sister

I don't have a sister, but there's that thing of dating your sister's friends.

 

[Mortimer]

I don't have a sister, but there's that thing of dating your sister's friends.

Once i thought its cool to be gay and wore make up and said ein bisschen bi schadet nie a bit gay never Harms

Me and a friend watched porn in the same room and wanked but not eatch other it still was so disturbung that i refused to see him for a year

 

[J.S.]

Once i thought its cool to be gay and wore make up and said ein bisschen bi schadet nie a bit gay never Harms

Me and a friend watched porn in the same room and wanked but not eatch other it still was so disturbung that i refused to see him for a year

Oh, damn dude. Well, I guess not seeing him for a year was better than wanking with him for a year.

 

[gtopa1]

Nope; I'm Mr PERFECT!!!

BORING but true!!

Greg

 

[gtopa1]

Once i thought its cool to be gay and wore make up and said ein bisschen bi schadet nie a bit gay never Harms

Me and a friend watched porn in the same room and wanked but not eatch other it still was so disturbung that i refused to see him for a year

Mort!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

Greg

 

[petro]

I sometimes leave a nasty fart for total strangers at a supermarket aisle.

 

[petro]

Mort!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

Greg

Yup.
Lack of social filter and all.

 

[J.S.]

I sometimes leave a nasty fart for total strangers at a supermarket aisle.

Oh, hell yes!

 

[JoeMoma]

Mort!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

Greg

That what Mort does.

 

[gtopa1]

That what Mort does.

Yeah I know. lol

Greg

 

[luiza]

Trivial garbage .

Let's talk about deliberately severely harming or killing others because of life view differences .

Let's talk about letting individuals die because of an imagined greater good .

Lets talk about deliberate and unintended treachery that affects others for the remainder of their lives.

Farting and Wanking etc ?
Just Little boys being silly little boys .

 

[petro]

Trivial garbage .

Let's talk about deliberately severely harming or killing others because of life view differences .

Let's talk about letting individuals die because of an imagined greater good .

Lets talk about deliberate and unintended treachery that affects others for the remainder of their lives.

Farting and Wanking etc ?
Just Little boys being silly little boys .

There is such a thing as simply skipping a thread if it doesn't interest you.

Not every thread requires your particular bits of insanity.