USAID attempts to reroute the $50 million in condoms to Gaza to Elon Musk.

[Votto]

Washington - he Trump administration put a freeze on federal funding, including $50 million originally earmarked for condom distribution in Gaza, and instead began to divert it to the Elon Musk residence. "There must be a way to curb the number of children Elon is having," said one NGO worker at USAID. "If we don't curb the number of offspring, Elon may take over the country and the world!"

"The situation is dire with all these little Elons running around to wreck our future", said Congressman Chuck Schumer. "I doubt he will even use them, but it is worth a shot, he is like a Mormon on acid. Even Bill Clinton is in awe of his manhood, and that is saying a lot."

 

[rightwinger]

Elon definitely needs more condoms

 

[MarathonMike]

I'm all for high potential offspring. What we have globally is dirt poor, dumb people being the most prolific.

 

[Blaster]

Elon can father as many kids as he would like because he can afford to.

 

[Votto]

Elon can father as many kids as he would like because he can afford to.

The funny thing is, due to Bidenomics he is the only one who can afford to have kids, which means the entire country will be little Elons running round.

 

[rightwinger]

I'm all for high potential offspring. What we have globally is dirt poor, dumb people being the most prolific.

Republicans should not be allowed to breed

 

[SassyIrishLass]

The left is sad 14 escaped the abortion butcher

 

[Votto]

Republicans should not be allowed to breed

Abortion is one of the pillars of the democrat party

Will you perform more during your next Presidential convention on more democrats?

And I have to say, all those democrat women sterilizing themselves and swearing off Trump like male toxicity, all top notch decisions

Keep up the good work! Self eradication is the key to success for the country.

 

[MarathonMike]

Republicans should not be allowed to breed

LOL now tell us no one in a "Red State" should be allowed to breed. That's just fucking retarded.

 

[Votto]

LOL now tell us no one in a "Red State" should be allowed to breed. That's just fucking retarded.

The democrat party is anti-life.

In fact, they thrived during the Covid era.

Without the scourge of a Pandemic, they would have lost to Trump.