US swimmer Ryan Lochte robbed in Rio

I have some great news for you, our demographics will be just like brazil in 2050
 
worst olympic ever .
brazilian are stupid
 
As one who used to have to make sales calls in Rio several times each year let me remind you that being robbed is a very big part of The Rio Experience. Professional travelers to Brazil follow these rules:

1. Never have gold crowns on teeth - go for the porcelain coatings.
2. Buy/wear a cheap watch for daily use.
3. Carry a second wallet with a few American Dollars and phony ID/credit cards. Keep your real valuables in a money belt.

Those things done, kick back and enjoy!
 
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