It gives the drug sellers a substantial boost to their wellbeing. As such, it is a scientific fact that giving an experimental injection to children increases the happiness of the seller. And that is the rationale for giving it to children since there is no other explanation.
Hey, the virus is more cooperative than you've been led to believe. I remember when some governors made the announcement that any workplace with over a hundred employees must mandate experimental injections. Apparently, the virus can be negotiated with. After an intense bargaining session, the virus has agreed to leave workplaces with less than a hundred workers alone. But anything over that, and all bets are off.
When has a virus ever been so reasonable? Don't tell me it doesn't have feeling. And it has feeling for the workers at shops with less than one hundred employees, how much more for frickin' children?
