DrLove
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āDespite an increasingly grim employment picture, an unskilled American man remains gainfully employed, labor experts confirmed.
With millions applying for unemployment benefits each week, experts expressed bafflement and outright astonishment that a man with no identifiable skills, talents, or competence appears to be secure in his job.
āThis unskilled individualās continued employment defies any kind of economic logic,ā Davis Logsdon, who studies employment trends at the University of Minnesota, said. āOf the 33.5 million Americans who have applied for unemployment benefits over the past seven weeks, approximately 33.5 million are more qualified than he is.ā
Even more perplexing, experts said, is the unskilled manās persistent employment after failing at a series of other jobs during the past three years.
āThe only explanation that makes sense, and Iāll admit itās far-fetched, is that whoever hired him is equally unskilled,ā Logsdon said.
Despite the manās puzzlingly long record of employment, Logsdon said that ferocious economic headwinds could bring it to an abrupt halt, as early as November.
Unskilled American Somehow Still Employed
The manās employment has persisted even after his failure at a series of other jobs during the past three years.
