"Unlimited Toilet Paper" Yes, this is what CNN Considers "News."

[Seymour Flops]

I so wish I were kidding, or that it was really the Onion of the Babylon Bee, and not CNN, the once respected (and watched) Cable News Network.

Nope, it's real:

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/13/politics/ghislaine-maxwell-prison-jeffrey-epstein

Epstein Derangement Syndrome is the newest co-morbidity with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Let's look further into this highly important article:

Whoops!

We can't. This story is so good, you gotta PAY UP Sucka! to view it.

I'm sure we have many on here who paid for a "plan" that allows them to see this story. Or has their handlers pay for it for them.

So please tell us: Is there anything in the story beyond the shocking fact that Maxwell's toilet paper is not rationed?

 

[JLW]

Epstein Derangement Syndrome????

Is that how you MAGA are referring to everyone now who don’t want to see pedophile enablers walk?

MAGAs are hopeless.

 

[hjmick]

Do you not know the value of toilet paper on the inside? They may as well be giving her twenty dollar bills...

 

[Seymour Flops]

Epstein Derangement Syndrome????

Is that how you MAGA are referring to everyone now who don’t want to see pedophile enablers walk?

MAGAs are hopeless.

That's how I refer to people who obsessively post about a woman who is already in prison, but care nothing about Hollywood pimps who prey on young runaway girls and are rarely arrested and given slaps on the wrists when they are.

You don't care about young girls getting pimped, becasue you say nothing about the large scale rape and human trafficking that the Biden la invitacion facilitated.

 

[JLW]

That's how I refer to people who obsessively post about a woman who is already in prison, but care nothing about Hollywood pimps who prey on young runaway girls and are rarely arrested and given slaps on the wrists when they are.

You don't care about young girls getting pimped, becasue you say nothing about the large scale rape and human trafficking that the Biden la invitacion facilitated.

Your OP speaks for itself.

 

[Seymour Flops]

Do you not know the value of toilet paper on the inside? They may as well be giving her twenty dollar bills...

Where to you get that figure? My guess is that toilet paper is available at the commisary for a few dollars a roll.

But I see this story chaps your ass. In that case, pay for your plan and CNN will cater to your needs as far as shitpaper news. You will be able to wipe the floor with anyone who disagrees that Maxwell is getting special treatment.

Come to think of it, that would be a good new name for CNN: SPT, the Shit Paper Times.

Yep. Subscribe to the Shit Paper Times, and you will come out of any argument flush with victory!

 

[shockedcanadian]

I so wish I were kidding, or that it was really the Onion of the Babylon Bee, and not CNN, the once respected (and watched) Cable News Network.

Nope, it's real:

View attachment 1184000

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/13/politics/ghislaine-maxwell-prison-jeffrey-epstein

Epstein Derangement Syndrome is the newest co-morbidity with Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Let's look further into this highly important article:

View attachment 1184001

Whoops!

We can't. This story is so good, you gotta PAY UP Sucka! to view it.

I'm sure we have many on here who paid for a "plan" that allows them to see this story. Or has their handlers pay for it for them.

So please tell us: Is there anything in the story beyond the shocking fact that Maxwell's toilet paper is not rationed?

Do they want her to wipe her behind with some leaves she picks off of a tree during rec time?

 

[Seymour Flops]

Do they want her to wipe her behind with some leaves she picks off of a tree during rec time?

I guess. Maximize her suffering, because just being locked up is never enough. They probably want her cafeteria tray stamped "No Desert."

Democrats new campaign slogan: Excessive. Cruel. Unusual. Vote Blue!

Man, those rectum-obsessed Democrats' heads will really explode when the bidet attachment that she ordered from Amazon gets installed in her cell.

 

[hjmick]

Where to you get that figure? My guess is that toilet paper is available at the commisary for a few dollars a roll.

But I see this story chaps your ass. In that case, pay for your plan and CNN will cater to your needs as far as shitpaper news. You will be able to wipe the floor with anyone who disagrees that Maxwell is getting special treatment.

Come to think of it, that would be a good new name for CNN: SPT, the Shit Paper Times.

Yep. Subscribe to the Shit Paper Times, and you will come out of any argument flush with victory!

I don't give a single rhinoceros shit about this story except for the opportunity to be a smart ass and get under people's skin...


Looks like my work here is done.

 

[Seymour Flops]

I don't give a single rhinoceros shit about this story except for the opportunity to be a smart ass and get under people's skin...


Looks like my work here is done.

Uh-oh.

Looks like Epstein Derangement Syndrome has you clogged up with emotion. You may need to take the plunge and join a support group that takes a multi-layered approach to recovery.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Prisoners normally get one to two rolls of toilet paper a week. Asking a guard for another roll is possible unless he or she hates you. This is part of prison hygiene responsibility.

Of more import and a bigger scandal is, as a sex offender Maxwell is prohibited from participating in the puppy training program. Maxwell's cellmate is a program participant and allows Ghislaine Maxwell UNLIMITED pets and play with her training puppy.

is this prison or the dog park?

 

[Concerned American]

Is that how you MAGA are referring to everyone now who don’t want to see pedophile enablers walk?

You let them walk for four years of the Biden admin, now you're worried justice won't be doled out. LMAO, you morons get more hilarious every day. BTW, how'd that Schumer Shutdown work for you? Just wait until the ACA vote next month. You'll get reacquainted with failure then.

 

[Lockback]

Epstein Derangement Syndrome????

Is that how you MAGA are referring to everyone now who don’t want to see pedophile enablers walk?

MAGAs are hopeless.

For ten years, you've all masturbated, dreaming of Trump/Epstein. Let's see what the facts are before you finish.

 

[JLW]

For ten years, you've all masturbated, dreaming of Trump/Epstein. Let's see what the facts are before you finish.

Thanks for proving my point that you MAGAs are hopeless.

 

[DukeU]

 

[Lockback]

Thanks for proving my point that you MAGAs are hopeless.

Thanks for proving my point that Democrats are completely clueless.

 

[leftwinger]

She's served enough time. No one was raped, forced, chained or drugged. She wasn't a participant? Just an enablers? I dont know the story but, come on. 20 yrs for this? Talk about a witch hunt.

There are real criminals out there needing lockup.

 

[Seymour Flops]

She's served enough time. No one was raped, forced, chained or drugged. She wasn't a participant? Just an enablers? I dont know the story but, come on. 20 yrs for this? Talk about a witch hunt.

There are real criminals out there needing lockup.

It could be argued that she herself was a victim of Epstein's manipulation.

 

[Blaster]

News Nation bills itself as an unbiased source for news but are actually very liberal in content.

 

[Seymour Flops]

She's served enough time. No one was raped, forced, chained or drugged. She wasn't a participant? Just an enablers? I dont know the story but, come on. 20 yrs for this? Talk about a witch hunt.

There are real criminals out there needing lockup.

They were hoping that a twenty year sentence would force her to tell whatever story her prosecutors wanted to hear about Donald Trump. The fact that she stuck to the truth in the face of that kind of pressure is reason enough for a full pardon in my book.