~Understanding Women~

[Dabs]

Men..you are in luck, there is finally a book that has just been published, on everything you need to know, on how to understand us women *smiles*

 

[High_Gravity]

Thats just the first chapter.

 

[Nate]

Please let there be a cliffnotes version!!

 

[FuelRod]

Reminds me of an old joke. Man finds a bottle on the beach.

Polishes it up...geenie pops out. Gets one wish. "Build me a bridge to Hawaii."

Geenie says "That's crazy...do you know how far it is to Hawaii...pick something else."

Man says "OK, I want to understand women."

Geenie says "So that bridge, one lane or two?"

 

[Big Black Dog]

I don't need no stinking book to understand women. I know everything about them there is to know. Women tremble when I'm in the same room with them cause they know that I am aware of the scam. Note... Please don't tell my wife I said this.

 

[Colin]

Women are impossible to understand!


A business man operating a store in a small town in Maine received an invoice for
two month's supply of merchandise. Knowing that his clerk was a graduate of the University of
Maine, he called her into his office and asked her, If I gave you $20,000 minus 14%
how much would take off. She looked at him for a moment and said, everything but
my earrings!

 

[editec]

Men..you are in luck, there is finally a book that has just been published, on everything you need to know, on how to understand us women *smiles*

And that image is only the CLIFF notes of the book.

The actual manual, if you elect to purchase it, will be delivered to your home via tractor-trailer.

 

[editec]

A women came into a hardware store to buy a nut.

"Do you want a screw for that nut?" the salesman asked her.

No, but I'll blow you for that darling toaster oven in the housewares department" she replied.

 

[Truthmatters]

what makes it so hard is no two women are the same.

you guys just seek the same thing from each woman.

In there lies your confusion.

 

[Colin]

what makes it so hard is no two women are the same.

Yes. You definitely have something there!

 

[Momanohedhunter]

Due to the fact I am married to a Pacific Islander, I only need to buy her a fish head and some sea shells on top of the other stuff and I am good.