Underground railroad revived to help hide Jews

[Votto]

Monica Tubman, the great, great, great, granddaughter of Harriet Tubman who started the Underground Railroad for slaves, has decided to revive the railroad to help save Jews instead.

"Them asshole democrats are at it again", quipped Monica, "My grandma hated democrats, we all did as they are always on the wrong side of history. Now we just hide Jewish students in College campuses all across the country, only letting them go out at night so they are not seen."

The Squad lashed out at Monica, however, calling her the Black face of white supremacist Zionism.

Monica retorted, "White supremacist face of Zionism? I always suspected they were all on crack, and now we know for sure" What a bunch of uppity antisemitic loons!"