But here is a thought, as I read the Sunday Bridge and Chess columns . Ramzan and his merry Chechen hearties can move north to wrap up Kharkov but what shall I do when I go west and to Odessa , ( from Uncle the International Chess Master), about Poles flooding into north west Khazaria and NATO troops flooding in from Romania ? Aha , I thought . Send big mouth Priggy to Belarus to send in his army to foil them .But do it without those brainless US and other NATO clowns fully seeing what is happening. Ergo . It was a planned ruse with all leading players acting well . I am channeling this ( said Dear Uncle) through my friend Luiza because cognitively rigid people like Titty The First and his old Dad ,Toomuchbooze, cannot see even an inch in front of their Pinnochio like noses .