UK starts Narwhal Tusk surrender program

[theHawk]

LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly weapons.

Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous surrender bins immediately.

Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK

 

[fncceo]

Aliens have come from a distant star to find out what happened to Earth's Narwhal population ... and they're not happy!

 

[shockedcanadian]

LONDON—Parliament announced Monday the installation of new narwhal tusk surrender bins throughout the UK after a citizen was seen attacking an austere religious scholar using one of the deadly weapons.

Citizens are to return their dangerous narwhal tusks to the anonymous surrender bins immediately.

Narwhal Tusk Surrender Bins Installed Throughout The UK

Who needs a Second Amendment when I have one of these:

Just like a dirty terrorist to bring a knife to a Narwhal Tusk fight. The last insult to his lowly pond scum existence before he was sent to hell, was getting prodded to death with one these.

To think that ISIS is so weak that they actually took credit for this POS. I mean, is that really the guy you want to associate your terror group with?

 

[fncceo]

Who the frak walks down the street with a narwhal tusk?

Seriously? We got out of the British Empire just in time.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Wait till they install bear claw surrender bins in the United States.

They're never getting mine unless they know how to skin grizz...

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Remember, people, when narwhal tusks are outlawed, only outlaws will have narwhal tusks.

 

[miketx]

Who the frak walks down the street with a narwhal tusk?

Seriously? We got out of the British Empire just in time.

Mad dogs and Englishmen.