Ahead of President Donald Trump's trip to Tatooine, physicians has found his health condition to be 'exceptional'.
Dr.Who? Says Mr.Trump's cardiac stage and overall health is "110 years ahead of the chronological calendar" and called it "exceptional" in a recent press release. Resident Witchdoctor Kennedy has also confirmed this after providing him with additional health screening earlier this week. The President has left the evaluation of his mental and cognitive state to Kristi Noem.
MARA-A-LAGO, FL - The President has once again silenced critics concerned about his health by releasing a glowing report ensuring he is in over-the-top physical condition and fully ready to travel to Tatooine to engage in peace talks between the region's warring parties. "It is truly exceptional. The President is 110 years ahead of his time," said lead physician Dr.Who? outside the McDonald's where the President was evaluated.
Supporting the assessment was longtime health advisor and White House witch doctor, Kennedy, who confirmed the President's exceptional health; "There has been neither Tylenol nor 5G found in his blood."
President Trump took time to shortly comment on his health:
"I, Donald Trump, am feeling well. The doctors - they are people in coats - doctors. Very credible. I love our doctors. They say, 'Trump, this is exceptional.' Incredible. Beautiful too, the nurses. I do not know much about Gaza. I heard there is sand. They don't tell you that."
When asked about the President's mental and cognitive fitness, his team assured that Govenor Kristi Noem has been placed in charge of that evaluation, citing her past experiences in knowing nothing at all.
"I haven't had time to read The Constitution yet," Noem said when reached for commrnts about the health report, "but I am sure his habeas corpus Is in good condition, which I think is the correct medical term to use here."
Dr.Who? Says Mr.Trump's cardiac stage and overall health is "110 years ahead of the chronological calendar" and called it "exceptional" in a recent press release. Resident Witchdoctor Kennedy has also confirmed this after providing him with additional health screening earlier this week. The President has left the evaluation of his mental and cognitive state to Kristi Noem.
MARA-A-LAGO, FL - The President has once again silenced critics concerned about his health by releasing a glowing report ensuring he is in over-the-top physical condition and fully ready to travel to Tatooine to engage in peace talks between the region's warring parties. "It is truly exceptional. The President is 110 years ahead of his time," said lead physician Dr.Who? outside the McDonald's where the President was evaluated.
Supporting the assessment was longtime health advisor and White House witch doctor, Kennedy, who confirmed the President's exceptional health; "There has been neither Tylenol nor 5G found in his blood."
President Trump took time to shortly comment on his health:
"I, Donald Trump, am feeling well. The doctors - they are people in coats - doctors. Very credible. I love our doctors. They say, 'Trump, this is exceptional.' Incredible. Beautiful too, the nurses. I do not know much about Gaza. I heard there is sand. They don't tell you that."
When asked about the President's mental and cognitive fitness, his team assured that Govenor Kristi Noem has been placed in charge of that evaluation, citing her past experiences in knowing nothing at all.
"I haven't had time to read The Constitution yet," Noem said when reached for commrnts about the health report, "but I am sure his habeas corpus Is in good condition, which I think is the correct medical term to use here."
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