Trump under investigation for too many suggestions of investigations

[TheDude]

Too many allegations of investigations leading to nullity have led authorities to open an investigation, as reported by Alfred E. Neuman. An unnamed source came forward with the suggestion. Congressmen are piecing together the cause of the investigation, and preparing for any investigations in the forecast, pending the outcome of the prior investigation, or desires for additional investigations, resulting from the blow the Democrats took in November.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I've heard from the same source that Trump would like to join the Democrats and do nothing but investigations for the next 8 years, that way, nobody has to legislate the tough decisions.