Trump talks turkey

[Robert Urbanek]

Trump: We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.
Turkey: Gobble, gobble
Trump: I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good life. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Trump, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Mr. President."
Turkey: Gobble, gobble
Trump: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who carried an ax would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest bird like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
Turkey: Gobble, gobble
Trump: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift for Thanksgiving Day.

 

[bluzman61]

Gobble, gobble. Funny one, thank you.

 

[DennisPTate]

Trump: We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.
Turkey: Gobble, gobble
Trump: I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good life. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Trump, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Mr. President."
Turkey: Gobble, gobble
Trump: What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who carried an ax would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest bird like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
Turkey: Gobble, gobble
Trump: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift for Thanksgiving Day.

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Hey Robert..... that is truly funny!

What do you think of the idea that one six of people who claim to have had a near death experience, including an out of the body experience while they flatlined, that one in six of them met with a previously deceased pet?

Now I must admit that we humans are not as close to Turkeys as we are to our pet dogs and cats and horses, but turkeys also could indeed make good pets.

One of the most famous meetings with a previously deceased pet is that of Ms. Jan Price who met her previously deceased dog, Maggie, during her brush with death.


Oh, I am pretty sure that the subtitles here are not in the language of Turkey, but that could of course be arranged?

The Near Death Experience of Jan Price​

Here is the same account in writing.

Jan Price's Near-Death Experience With Her Pet Dog - Near-Death Experiences and the Afterlife

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The Near-Death Experience of the late Jan Price, as told to Beyond Chance, on Zone Reality. Jan's NDE occurred in 1993 and is described in her book The .Near Death Experiences By Women - Amazing NDE Stories In the afterlife, death on Earth is considered a graduation. (Rev.Click to watch more stories about pets in the afterlife: ▻ Website: Jan & John .What Near-Death Experiences Teach Us - v1.1 By David Sunfellow ..... v1.1 .