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Watch: Trump Signs House-Passed, Short-Term CR, Ending the Schumer Shutdown
Trump signs short-term spending bill, ending the Schumer Shutdown and funding the government through Jan 2026.
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The silly Dems fucked up again. Is anyone surprised? This time they decided to play cops and robbers, at the expense of the AMERICAN taxpayer. See, they held the government hostage in an attempt to get Big Daddy Don to give them some money for their ridiculous socialized healthcare plan they cooked up with that boogerman, Obama - the ACA. The Dems had already provided that the IRS would **** Americans out of money to pay for the poors to have abortions. But they went and screwed up and put a sunset provision into the bill, putting an end to their own damn funding!! DOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! How ******* stupid, right?!?! Them Dems ain't the sharpest knives in the drawer.
In addition, them screwy-azz Dems been dippin into the honey jar and gettin' them out some of that tax money to pay for medical care to those illegal border jumpers!!! They have been aborting the hell out of those little brown aliens babies!! Yee Haw!!! But there am more to it than that!! See, not only is they putting a ******* on Americans by diverting healthcare from them to the cartels and brown pedo fellas, They is also LAUNDERING some of that money back into the DN&C! Them Dems been buying votes, and funneling money to those anti-American NGOs and non-profits, gettin them some money kicked back inta the DN& C, all at the expense of the hard-working American taxpayer. SHEEYIT!! Them there mofos ought to be in prison!!!
Now, it did not take too long for them GOP boys to catch on to this shit. But, some of 'em lacked the sperm-totin', gonads to say anything about it. Enter, Big Daddy Don!! Big Daddy don't give a shit! He'll say and do anything, cuz he ain't a cuck like most ****** mens are today!
Big Daddy Don pulled out his big ole orange cock and dropped it onto the ground. The resulting 'THUD" was heard around the world!!! Even Putin looked up from his computer screen, where he was laughing at Ukrainians dying on a feed from the front, when he felt the GREAT THUD through his feet. It even made his window pane vibrate loudly in the Kremlin. Old Vlad's eyes grew wide as the fear grew over him. "Shit", he said.
Those degenerate Dems heard the GREAT THUD too. It scared them shitless!! Hakeem came completely unglued. He called up old Chucky Schumer on the phone and said, "HEY BOSSMAN!!!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT SHIT?!?!? WHAT YA THINK WE OUGHT TO DO?!?!?" Old man Chucky told him to smoke a bowl and relax because he was not anywhere near ready to give up the ghost on this here shutdown coup. Old Chucky, having shut down the federal gubmint, started feeling like he had real meat in his pants. "Perhaps, this COULD work!", he thought. He seized control of the federal government. Perhaps he could take it farther and take control of the ENTIRE UNITED STATES!!!!!
Clearly, the senility had taken hold in Chucky's old, rotting brain. And Hakeem was scared shitless, running around in his office like a chicken with its head cut off, shouting, "LORDY!!! WHAT WE GONNA DO?!?!? WHAT WE GONNA DO?!?!?!?" Them far left socialist freaks want to destroy the government, but they are completely powerless to do anything. Thus, they have to coattail old man Chucky and others. But Dem leadership is sorrier than a sack of horse shit, and not nearly as useful. So, per usual, the Dems got their titties all tied up in another one of their stupid, clowny cluster *****.
Thank God for BIG DADDY DON!!! He stepped in - AGAIN - and fixed shit, just like a good daddy always does! He told the GOP cucks what to do and dared them to defy him. None would, lest BIG DADDY DON beat the shit out of them with his huge orange MAGA-WANG!! Old Marge got a little whacky, though, and wandered off the reservation. But BIG DADDY DON does not give a shit about that skank. She has as much pull as AOC or that ding-bat from Somalia who married her brother. BIG DADDY DON only deals with the players, not back row trash.
And, He fixed it. BIG DADDY DON came to America's rescue - AGAIN - and saved the day!! All of the left, and half of the right, will ***** and moan about it per usual. But BIG DADDY DON don't care, and I don't either. This here is AMERICA, and all those who diss her can all go get fucked!
America has now reopened, and everyone will benefit from it, thanks entirely to Big Daddy Don!!
