Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier

[Votto]

Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier​

Sports·Feb 12, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

TESERO — Venezuelan cross-country skier Nicolas Claveau-Laviolette was blown off the course on Thursday in what appeared to be a drone strike conducted by the United States military at the direct order of President Donald Trump.

Claveau-Laviolette, Venezuela's lone representative at the 2026 Winter Olympics, was seemingly vaporized, according to witnesses, and unable to finish competing in the Men's Sprint Classic. This marks the first time an Olympian was eliminated from an event due to a drone strike.

"Venezuela didn't have much of a chance this year, but it was good to see them send at least one person to the games," said sports commentator Fran Oliver. "It's just a shame he was taken out with an AGM-114 Hellfire missile fired by a U.S. MQ-9 Reaper before he could complete the course."

"What an explosive finish for Claveau-Laviolette," she added. "Wow!"

The Pentagon could not be reached for comment on the alleged military operation, and Claveau-Laviolette had no known ties to cartels. President Trump, however, alluded to something called Operation Spaghetti in the context of American superiority at the Olympics. "We're going to win so many medals, medals like you wouldn't believe," Trump reportedly said. "But only the good ones. Gold. We want gold medals."

At publishing time, a squad of Russian MiGs had reportedly taken out the Ukrainian bobsled team.

 

[Votto]

Clearly, he was smuggling drugs down the mountain side

Good work Trump!!!

 

[Godboy]

Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier​

Sports·Feb 12, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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TESERO — Venezuelan cross-country skier Nicolas Claveau-Laviolette was blown off the course on Thursday in what appeared to be a drone strike conducted by the United States military at the direct order of President Donald Trump.

Claveau-Laviolette, Venezuela's lone representative at the 2026 Winter Olympics, was seemingly vaporized, according to witnesses, and unable to finish competing in the Men's Sprint Classic. This marks the first time an Olympian was eliminated from an event due to a drone strike.

"Venezuela didn't have much of a chance this year, but it was good to see them send at least one person to the games," said sports commentator Fran Oliver. "It's just a shame he was taken out with an AGM-114 Hellfire missile fired by a U.S. MQ-9 Reaper before he could complete the course."

"What an explosive finish for Claveau-Laviolette," she added. "Wow!"

The Pentagon could not be reached for comment on the alleged military operation, and Claveau-Laviolette had no known ties to cartels. President Trump, however, alluded to something called Operation Spaghetti in the context of American superiority at the Olympics. "We're going to win so many medals, medals like you wouldn't believe," Trump reportedly said. "But only the good ones. Gold. We want gold medals."

At publishing time, a squad of Russian MiGs had reportedly taken out the Ukrainian bobsled team.

If only. I'd actually watch the winter Olympics if shit like THAT ^ was happening, Oh well, theres always a possibility for it next time

 

[ElmerMudd]

Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier​

Sports·Feb 12, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

View attachment 1218653

TESERO — Venezuelan cross-country skier Nicolas Claveau-Laviolette was blown off the course on Thursday in what appeared to be a drone strike conducted by the United States military at the direct order of President Donald Trump.

Claveau-Laviolette, Venezuela's lone representative at the 2026 Winter Olympics, was seemingly vaporized, according to witnesses, and unable to finish competing in the Men's Sprint Classic. This marks the first time an Olympian was eliminated from an event due to a drone strike.

"Venezuela didn't have much of a chance this year, but it was good to see them send at least one person to the games," said sports commentator Fran Oliver. "It's just a shame he was taken out with an AGM-114 Hellfire missile fired by a U.S. MQ-9 Reaper before he could complete the course."

"What an explosive finish for Claveau-Laviolette," she added. "Wow!"

The Pentagon could not be reached for comment on the alleged military operation, and Claveau-Laviolette had no known ties to cartels. President Trump, however, alluded to something called Operation Spaghetti in the context of American superiority at the Olympics. "We're going to win so many medals, medals like you wouldn't believe," Trump reportedly said. "But only the good ones. Gold. We want gold medals."

At publishing time, a squad of Russian MiGs had reportedly taken out the Ukrainian bobsled team.

Very funny but it is too close to the truth.

 

[Votto]

Very funny but it is too close to the truth.

That is because comedy demands truth to be effective, which is why most on the Left are humorless.

 

[BackAgain]

Very funny but it is too close to the truth.

You’re truly retarded.

 

[ElmerMudd]

You’re truly retarded.

When someone uses the word “retarded” as an insult, it usually says more about them than the person they’re targeting.

People acting out of anger or immaturity​

When someone wants to hurt or belittle another person, they may grab whatever word they think will sting the most — even if it’s offensive or outdated.

 

[BackAgain]

When someone uses the word “retarded” as an insult, it usually says more about them than the person they’re targeting.

Yeah yeah. You’ve used that bullshit line before. You can’t learn how silly you sound because you’re retarded.

People acting out of anger or immaturity​

When someone wants to hurt or belittle another person, they may grab whatever word they think will sting the most — even if it’s offensive or outdated.

You’re wrong. I was responding to your bullshit contention that the obvious satire sounded too real to you.

That’s a lie. But it is also a deeply regarded thing to say.

I’m sorry you’re retarded. But you are clearly retarded.

 

[ElmerMudd]

That is because comedy demands truth to be effective, which is why most on the Left are humorless.

I have a million Trump/MAGA jokes, they are a joke. The whole world is laughing at Trump and MAGA.

Donald Trump put his name on everything — buildings, steaks, water, universities.
If overconfidence were a product, it’d come in gold packaging and declare bankruptcy twice.
------------------------------
MAGA logic:
If something goes well → “Credit Trump.”
If something goes badly → “Deep state.”
If it’s confusing → “Fake news.”
If it’s really confusing → “Still fake news, but louder.”
---------------------------------
MAGA hats are impressive.
It takes real dedication to wear your personality like a warning label.
---------------------------------------------------------
Some leaders read intelligence briefings.
Trump treats them like spam emails — “unsubscribe.”
--------------------------------------------
Fact-checkers watching a Trump speech don’t need coffee.
Their blood pressure handles that.

 

[Votto]

I have a million Trump/MAGA jokes, they are a joke. The whole world is laughing at Trump and MAGA.

Donald Trump put his name on everything — buildings, steaks, water, universities.
If overconfidence were a product, it’d come in gold packaging and declare bankruptcy twice.
------------------------------
MAGA logic:
If something goes well → “Credit Trump.”
If something goes badly → “Deep state.”
If it’s confusing → “Fake news.”
If it’s really confusing → “Still fake news, but louder.”
---------------------------------
MAGA hats are impressive.
It takes real dedication to wear your personality like a warning label.
---------------------------------------------------------
Some leaders read intelligence briefings.
Trump treats them like spam emails — “unsubscribe.”
--------------------------------------------
Fact-checkers watching a Trump speech don’t need coffee.
Their blood pressure handles that.

Don't quit your day job, M'kay?

 

[BackAgain]

I have a million Trump/MAGA jokes, they are a joke. The whole world is laughing at Trump and MAGA.

Donald Trump put his name on everything — buildings, steaks, water, universities.
If overconfidence were a product, it’d come in gold packaging and declare bankruptcy twice.
------------------------------
MAGA logic:
If something goes well → “Credit Trump.”
If something goes badly → “Deep state.”
If it’s confusing → “Fake news.”
If it’s really confusing → “Still fake news, but louder.”
---------------------------------
MAGA hats are impressive.
It takes real dedication to wear your personality like a warning label.
---------------------------------------------------------
Some leaders read intelligence briefings.
Trump treats them like spam emails — “unsubscribe.”
--------------------------------------------
Fact-checkers watching a Trump speech don’t need coffee.
Their blood pressure handles that.

A million jokes fall flat because shitlibs have no sense of humor.

 

[yidnar]

When someone uses the word “retarded” as an insult, it usually says more about them than the person they’re targeting.

People acting out of anger or immaturity​

When someone wants to hurt or belittle another person, they may grab whatever word they think will sting the most — even if it’s offensive or outdated.

calling people Nazis because they want secure borders and immigration laws on the books enforced is the ultimate example of anger and immaturity ..

 

[ElmerMudd]

calling people Nazis because they want secure borders and immigration laws on the books enforced is the ultimate example of anger and immaturity ..

I am guessing you are one of those who call people retarded.
When someone uses the word “retarded” as an insult, it usually says more about them than the person they’re targeting.

People acting out of anger or immaturity​

 

[ElmerMudd]

calling people Nazis because they want secure borders and immigration laws on the books enforced is the ultimate example of anger and immaturity ..

Securing a border is important.

There are many ways to secure a border. Obama deported over 2.7 million people falling the standards of our constitution. There was very little controversy.

People without morals or ethics, and ignore the rights every human is given in our constitution, are securing the border like a Nazi.

 

[Invisibleflash]

Sad thing is...the military would follow orders.

 

[yidnar]

Securing a border is important.

There are many ways to secure a border. Obama deported over 2.7 million people falling the standards of our constitution. There was very little controversy.

People without morals or ethics, and ignore the rights every human is given in our constitution, are securing the border like a Nazi.

there was no controversy because the blue states and cities cooperated with federal law enforcement .. the cult of the left has morphed into a Marxist beast that wants open borders ..

 

[ElmerMudd]

there was no controversy because the blue states and cities cooperated with federal law enforcement .. the cult of the left has morphed into a Marxist beast that wants open borders ..

There are many ways to secure a border. Obama deported over 2.7 million people following the standards of our constitution. There was very little controversy. Obama's deportation went smoothly no matter whether in a red state or a blue state. ICE did not wear masks. They did not raid houses without a court approved warrant. There were no major demonstrations against ICE.

QUIT LYING.

People without morals or ethics, and ignore the rights every human is given in our constitution, are securing the border like a Nazi.

 

[yidnar]

There are many ways to secure a border. Obama deported over 2.7 million people following the standards of our constitution. There was very little controversy. Obama's deportation went smoothly no matter whether in a red state or a blue state. ICE did not wear masks. They did not raid houses without a court approved warrant. There were no major demonstrations against ICE.

QUIT LYING.

People without morals or ethics, and ignore the rights every human is given in our constitution, are securing the border like a Nazi.

Obama turned the majority of them around at the border .. that's the so called deportations you are talking about ..the new left .. the Marxist left abolished our border for 4 disastrous yrs .. and the ones that got through were detained and deported with the cooperation of mayors and governors ..

 

[ElmerMudd]

Obama turned the majority of them around at the border .. that's the so called deportations you are talking about ..the new left .. the Marxist left abolished our border for 4 disastrous yrs .. and the ones that got through were detained and deported with the cooperation of mayors and governors ..

You are full of shit. You have no idea what you are talking about.

You are repeating the lies Trump tells you to say.

Do some research, then you will not look so stupid.