OLD TRUMP: Bush is a lying creep, and impeaching him would be a wonderful thing. By the way, I'm VERY pro-choice. And I think everyone should have medical care, and the government should pay for it. We should also cut and run from Iraq. I love the Clintons. I give them lots of money, including Bill's Foundation. I think Hillary would make a GREAT President. You Republicans...get a life, will you people? For crying out loud, it's just a TV show, dammit!
(*offstage arguing, pushing, and shouting*)
NEW TRUMP: Of course that speech was a recreation of the evil Donald Trump from Episode...uhhh...37. Ehhhh...The Enemy Within. This primary is ahead Warp Factor 9!