Trump Just Hit With Indictment #5

[toobfreak]

Donald Trump was just seen and arrested at the Mickey-Dee drive-thru seen using a plastic drinking straw in a state that bans them!

DAMN HIM. Has the man no concern for the planet?! Bastard must have BROUGHT IT with him, crossing state lines!

Oh, the Felonies!

The AG of the state has just released details of the charges.

 

[1srelluc]

I hear that he may be brought up on bioweapon charges for spitting on the sidewalk on 1/6.