Zone1 Trump is set to donate Bibles to all Americans

[Polishprince]

Breaking News

President Elect Donald Trump is set to Donate Bibles to All Americans
“ We Love God and we must do everything to Promote God . America has everything except Religion , that’s why you see some kind of weird things happening . The Bible is my Favorite book and it has guided me all my life . I’m donating Bibles to every American home . We must make America great again . I’m also sharing books that has all your rights as Americans so that no one threatens you or take advantage of you . “Donald Trump
Moral lesson : When can Africa have this kind of President?




The people of Africa are really happy with the new American president and wish they had him.

Trump has the money, BTW. He only spent 1/2 what the Kamala campaign spent, and has enough money left over.

 

[Crepitus]

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

 

[Polishprince]

Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Why wouldn't it? Why shouldn't it? President Trump loves Almighty god the the HB is his favorite book. The Donald Trump version is selling pretty well in fact.

 

[Crepitus]

Why wouldn't it? Why shouldn't it? President Trump loves Almighty god the the HB is his favorite book. The Donald Trump version is selling pretty well in fact.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Breaking News

President Elect Donald Trump is set to Donate Bibles to All Americans
“ We Love God and we must do everything to Promote God . America has everything except Religion , that’s why you see some kind of weird things happening . The Bible is my Favorite book and it has guided me all my life . I’m donating Bibles to every American home . We must make America great again . I’m also sharing books that has all your rights as Americans so that no one threatens you or take advantage of you . “Donald Trump
Moral lesson : When can Africa have this kind of President?




The people of Africa are really happy with the new American president and wish they had him.

Trump has the money, BTW. He only spent 1/2 what the Kamala campaign spent, and has enough money left over.

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Don't need one, thanks anyway Mr. President. I've got four and there are a million very handy programs on the internet for Bible study. I like "The Bible In A Year" by Ascension. Fr. Mike Schmitz is amazing.

But, yeah, they could probably use a lot of them in Africa.


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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Why wouldn't it? Why shouldn't it? President Trump loves Almighty god the the HB is his favorite book. The Donald Trump version is selling pretty well in fact.

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That's about the only significant one I don't have. Thanks for the reminder. Off to shop for it now.


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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Hmmmmmmm.........

There's an Inauguration Day Edition! I wonder if this is the Bible he'll place his hand on when he's sworn in.

Inauguration Day Edition Bible

Available for a limited time only! Orders for this edition will be available until January 19th, 2025.This beautiful God Bless The USA Bible has been custom embossed to the inauguration day of President Donald J. Trump’s as the 47th President of the United States. DONALD J. TRUMP47TH...

godblesstheusabible.com

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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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The Signature Edition is only $1,000. I shopped my favorite bookseller for a signed copy of "The Art Of The Deal" and it was $2,500. They currently have nothing signed by Trump for less than that, so the signed Bible is a bargain.

President Donald J. Trump Signature Edition Bible

Limited EditionOnly 1000 Available!While Supplies Last!Each Bible Contains President Donald J. Trump’s Hand-Signed Signature

godblesstheusabible.com

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[crossbody]

You always need Bibles. Every believer should have several brand new Bibles because you never know when you need to hand one to someone; especially to someone who is both young and homeless or to someone who has no Bible at all and they have a lot of questions.

 

[Mac1958]

As if Trump, a guy who's pretty much the opposite of what Jesus taught, gives two shits about God.

Well, on the other hand, that goes for much of his flock.

 

[Mr Natural]

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The Signature Edition is only $1,000. I shopped my favorite bookseller for a signed copy of "The Art Of The Deal" and it was $2,500. They currently have nothing signed by Trump for less than that, so the signed Bible is a bargain.

President Donald J. Trump Signature Edition Bible

Limited EditionOnly 1000 Available!While Supplies Last!Each Bible Contains President Donald J. Trump’s Hand-Signed Signature

godblesstheusabible.com

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A fool and his money are soon parted.

 

[Crepitus]

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Hmmmmmmm.........

There's an Inauguration Day Edition! I wonder if this is the Bible he'll place his hand on when he's sworn in.

Inauguration Day Edition Bible

Available for a limited time only! Orders for this edition will be available until January 19th, 2025.This beautiful God Bless The USA Bible has been custom embossed to the inauguration day of President Donald J. Trump’s as the 47th President of the United States. DONALD J. TRUMP47TH...

godblesstheusabible.com

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Will it be rightside up?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Will it be rightside up?

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Debunked.

Thoroughly.

But nice try.

I guess you feel better about yourself now, huh?

Whatever it takes to let you think you're worth something.








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[Crepitus]

Debunked.

See the bookmark ribbons?

That piece of inconsistent fiction is upside down.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

See the bookmark ribbons?

That piece of inconsistent fiction is upside down.

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If the Bible was upside down, the ribbons would be about 7" longer. Or, if the ribbons were inside the Bible, they'd be poking out from the top.

Had enough dopamine today?








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[Crepitus]

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If the Bible was upside down, the ribbons would be about 7" longer. Or, if the ribbons were inside the Bible, they'd be poking out from the top.

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They are too long for the to be rightside up.

Thank you again for proving my point.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

They are too long for the to be rightside up.

Thank you again for proving my point.

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Nice try.












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[hjmick]

Why wouldn't it? Why shouldn't it? President Trump loves Almighty god the the HB is his favorite book. The Donald Trump version is selling pretty well in fact.

Because Trump won't do anything unless he can make a buck from it...

 

[Bezukhov]

Cool. I'll rip out the pages and use them to roll some massive spliffs.