Trump Has Record Testosterone

Trump's team reports that Trump has record testosterone. Science and all that.



"What a surprise," said no one.

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Testosterone is associated with increased aggression, sex drive, dominance, courtship display, health, mood - including happiness and calmness, good sleep, energy output, cognition, social behavior, metabolism and energy output, and in the prevention of osteoporosis.

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Seems to fit to a "T."

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Insufficient levels of testosterone in men may lead to abnormalities including frailty, accumulation of adipose fat tissue within the body, anxiety and depression, sexual performance issues, and bone loss.

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It might explain why when it comes to relating to young men, it comes naturally to Trump, and Dems have trouble even faking it.

He does have a set of balls

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It seems TRT is a big thing now.

So many dudes at my gym brag about getting it.

That and peptide shots.
 
I guess it’s a medical miracle in more ways than one, considering he displays exactly zero physical signs of having high test levels….

As of 2023, the average life expectancy for males in the U.S. is approximately 75.6 years.

Here's Trump shortly before his 79th birthday...

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Probably has a few good years left. Here's Biden at 81...

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As of 2023, the average life expectancy for males in the U.S. is approximately 75.6 years.

Here's Trump shortly before his 79th birthday...

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Probably has a few good years left. Here's Biden at 81...

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I am sure the secret service have him a favorable bounce out of the woods that tee shot was heading straight into.
 
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And speaking of whining little bitches, do you ever ******* stop?
I will when Boss Hogg Trump is held legally responsible in the courts for his W.H. crime spree.
 
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