How many times have you on the left thought you "had" Trump and each time he keeps on coming back from the dead to be your worst nightmare? You think Joe Biden and all of his Soros backed DA's are going to finally pull it off? Well aren't you cute! Joe Biden is a **** up. Always has been...always will be.
Um...retard? I'm a registered Independent. I left the GOP in 2017 because I have a moral compass.
No matter how much longer Trump lives, I will have been a Republican longer than he has.
You see, I'm a Never Trumper. One who actually sticks to his principles unlike Hillbilly Elegy boi JD Vance, or bible-thumping hypocrite Mike Johnson, or the biggest cuck of all Ted Cruz.
You fucked up, kid. You ASS-U-MEd I was a Biden supporter. You committed a false dichotomy.
I don't know if you saw the topic title, but allow me to be the bearer of bad news and tell you he has just been convicted of 34 felonies.
Joe Biden is a fuckup, eh? Well, let me give you some more bad news. Joe Bide beat Trump like a drum in the last election.
Bigly.
If you are going to support Trump, you have to go all in. Understand?
When he's ******* a porn star, you need to spank his ass with the hotel room Gideon bible to help him stay hard.
When he's stealing from cancer kids, you need to applaud him when he is forced to give the money back.
When he is robbing the elderly at his fake university, you need to help shake them down for every last penny of their retirement nest eggs.
When he is busting through underaged girls' dressing room doors, you need to stand there with him and ogle their naked bodies.
When Trump is finger-raping women in elevators, you need to hold the "CLOSE DOOR" button for him until he's finished.
When Trump is defrauding banks and insurance companies, you need to sign the affidavit saying his 11,000 square foot apartment is really 30,000 square feet.
When Trump is declaring his love for mass murdering communist dictators, you need to fly to North Korea and suck off Kim Jong Un.
When Trump is stealing our nation's highest secrets and refusing to turn them over, you need to help move them to a different storage area to hide them from the FBI.
When Trump is attempting a coup, you need to smear your shit on the walls of the Capitol.
This is what it takes to be a Trump cock gobbler, kid.