Trump explains why he is the only president in 100+ years to not have a dog: 'I don’t have any time'

[Winston]

And your spawn are running multibillion dollar corporations? LOL

They are leading the design team for the next sixth generation fighter plane. Out of MIT, with Oxford as a partner. Yes, they are running multibillion dollar corporations and they didn't get that position because of the Pop.

 

[Winston]

And you have a 12" Johnson too, right? LOL

No, nine.

 

[Rawley]

They are leading the design team for the next sixth generation fighter plane. Out of MIT, with Oxford as a partner. Yes, they are running multibillion dollar corporations and they didn't get that position because of the Pop.

Sure. And they perform brain surgery on the needy for Doctors Without Borders on the weekends. LOL

 

[toobfreak]

Not having time to spend with your dog is the best reason not to have one.

Seriously, the last thing I want to see is some poor animal adopted strictly for political expediency then unloved.

 

[Winston]

Sure. And they perform brain surgery on the needy for Doctors Without Borders on the weekends. LOL

Six kids, today is a big day. Birthdays for the oldest and youngest, Let me lay it out there for you. Oldest, Phd, physical therapist. Has a yoga business on the side. Told me she ran six miles today, won the local 10k six months pregnant. Next, has a real estate company, grosses over a million dollars a year. Third, on disability, not my genetic daughter but that is another story. Then come the sons, yes, oldest, runs that team out of MIT. Keynote speaker at numerous conferences on four continents. Yes, runs a multi-billion dollar operation. Oh, he has a Phd as well. Next, knocking down six figures and completely agoraphobic. Doesn't leave his apartment but bet my ass he has more money than you. And the youngest, his birthday today, child on the way, busting his ass. Proud of him.

Dad always called them my army. And the oldest puts it best. People kind of flip out when she tells them she has five brothers and sisters. And she responds the same every time, "Dad said we were put here to make this world a better place, he figured he needed all the help he can get", What does Trump tell his devil spawn, "Get as much as you can". You best wake up.

 

[Foxfyre]

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Yes, it has always hurt my heart to leave a critter, even for an afternoon. I think they have no understanding of "now" and "later", just "Mom's here" and "Mom's gone". I don't think they have a "Mom will be back" clue.

I got really happy when hotels started allowing pets in rooms. I'd gladly pay extra for the privilege of having my pup with me. And I got them pretty well pad-trained so they never wet or soiled the carpet.

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Yes, our dog(s) have all been well trained. But when we were working we would move from motel/hotel to another almost every day on rounds through our territory. To take our dog with us would mean we would have to leave him in the car often and in a New Mexico/Texas/Arizona summer or even on warmer winter days that would not be acceptable. And then there were times I would fly to Vegas to work there for a week. . .

 

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Your post smells like a lifetime of regret and a house full of cats.

Your post smells like you are dumber than Donnie.

 

[Dorian Mode]

Not surprising that you accept Trump's excuse. But make no mistake, that is all it is, an excuse to cover his fear.

And you are right, owning a pet requires commitment. Tell me, what commitment has Trump made to anyone or anything other than himself?

So, is this the next "Gotcha!" for Trump? The Epstein Hoax is dying and despite enormous effort by the neo-leftists, produced zilch. Nada. Zip. So, are we on to this new narrative? Trump should be impeached for not having a dog! I bet Adam Schiff is drawing up the impeachment documents as we speak. Nancy P might even put the bottle down for a minute to co-sponsor it. Congratulations! You got him now!!!!!

 

[Missouri_Mike]

Like sleeping with a porn star?

Any kids? No? I said women to have kids with, not whores who are at the bottom of that list.

 

[otto105]

Like sleeping with a porn star?

Not at all.

Do you not know the difference?

 

[Rawley]

Six kids, today is a big day. Birthdays for the oldest and youngest, Let me lay it out there for you. Oldest, Phd, physical therapist. Has a yoga business on the side. Told me she ran six miles today, won the local 10k six months pregnant. Next, has a real estate company, grosses over a million dollars a year. Third, on disability, not my genetic daughter but that is another story. Then come the sons, yes, oldest, runs that team out of MIT. Keynote speaker at numerous conferences on four continents. Yes, runs a multi-billion dollar operation. Oh, he has a Phd as well. Next, knocking down six figures and completely agoraphobic. Doesn't leave his apartment but bet my ass he has more money than you. And the youngest, his birthday today, child on the way, busting his ass. Proud of him.

Dad always called them my army. And the oldest puts it best. People kind of flip out when she tells them she has five brothers and sisters. And she responds the same every time, "Dad said we were put here to make this world a better place, he figured he needed all the help he can get", What does Trump tell his devil spawn, "Get as much as you can". You best wake up.

Damn Dude, you have quite something invested in this fantasy. God bless.

 

[otto105]

Little christian quitter


A pornstar knows her way around a bed and is better for it.

You lay there line a loaf of bed waiting for god.

 

[Polishprince]

If I were advising President Trump, I'd tell him to get a couple dozen pit bulls to help keep watch over the WH. He could use the New York Times as the office paper to do their business on, showing respect for the leading paper in the country.