Trump Auto Force One

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THIS JUST IN:

The Beast is getting a makeover. As Trump readies his entrance into his second term, he has commissioned THREE new Trump Force One Autos for his transportation needs!
A few details have been leaked out so far to the public.

THE DONALD TRUMP TOWN CAR:

This will be Trump's everyday car for getting around DC: turbo-charged and bulletproof, it comes in Trump Burgundy and is able to speed through intersections without need of obeying traffic lights and comes equipped with parachutes for doing emergency 180° turnarounds. Also comes with puncture-proof tires in case DJT spots Nancy on the streets. Donald will use this speeding to and from Congress giving his constant State Of The Union Addresses giving good news on the improving state of the union.

 

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Trump Force Auto Two---

THE DONALD TRUMP COUNTRY CAR:

This will be Donald's everyday car in his travels in and about the country away from DC. It will be a turbo-charged V-12, bulletproof, with a top speed of 215 mph and will be used to travel between rallies, appearances, and both to and from golf resorts, home, and other properties.

It has a 1000 watt stereo system built into the sides of the car that will pump out his Make America Great Again theme song everywhere he goes at 135 dB.

 

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...and finally, Trump Force Auto Three---

THE DONALD TRUMP FOREIGN AMBASSADORIAL CAR:

This will be Donald's car for travel in foreign countries overseas. It has a supercharged nitro-methane V-16 capable of up to 305 mph, is bullet and bomb proof, doesn't show up on radar, has two machine guns built in, a grenade launcher, can smash through brick walls and iron gates, is able to launch across a 16 foot moat, carries a 3-day supply of McDonald's burgers, fries and Coke (all kept fresh) and has a jet-propelled ejector seat able to lift him to 12,000 feet where he can be picked up by sky-hook on Air Force One to be whisked out of the area in an emergency.

Trump will use this car for all summits where he will tell world leaders that the good time jollies are all over, that they need to start carrying their own lead asses, and to not expect America to bail them out again for a long time unless they start working a LOT harder.

Oh and he will also occasionally use this auto to ride by Biden's Rehoboth Beach retirement home and Obama's DC home just to give both of them the finger.